Some good calls here - particularly King Mackerel...
Politics aside, I have to mention Charlie Daniels "Carolina (I Remember You)" and also "The Legend of the Wooley Swamp."
The MRI thing is a little interesting because one of the segments on the last 60 Minutes was about a "longevity doctor" who included in his protocols or whatever having his patients get an MRI. I don't know if that was an annual thing or to establish a baseline or what, and he mentioned that...
I'm not sure if this is sucker punched, and I don't want to tell the whole boring story but I got punched twice by a UNC wrestler my junior year - I think he was an All-American out of Texas - really without provocation (from me). I had been shooting tequila, and I'm not/was not a violent...