My father always said that it ain't so hard to walk on water......as long as you know where the rocks are!
Problem is you need to learn from someone who knows and will teach you.
They're kicking those folks to the curb and replacing them with idiots or something less.
We had some folks visiting from Virginia and so we tried the pork burgers with grilled peaches and blue cheese from The Lost Kitchen cookbook. Worked out well.
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Don't know if folks here are familiar with Todd Snider but if not he's my children's Guthrie heir. If you like this his Ballad of the Devil's Backbone is a lot of fun. Doublewide blue's is a good one too.
Kinda sounds like how other cult members don't seem to be able to quit their dear leader or cult in spite of verifiable evidence they are being used. Hell if you and your ilk would hold your dear leader to the same standard you want for Palestinians we can save the country.
So the mom's cleaning their son's bedroom and finds a s&m bondage magazine between the box spring and mattress. She waits for her husband to get home and meets him in the garage and says "Look what I found under Timmy's mattress.... What are we going to do?"
The husband looks at the magazine and...