2024 Presidential Election | ELECTION DAY 2024

[CFordUNC]

I know we are all adults here, and I know that I tend to use a little more profane language than I am proud of, so please pardon my language, but this is one completely morally bankrupt motherfucker.

Yes, JD, Kamala Harris wants to enslave you by giving you healthcare and making college more affordable and protecting you from the devastating effects of climate change and bring manufacturing jobs back to the United States and invest in crumbling infrastructure especially in rural and underserved places and make prescription drugs more affordable and protect your children from getting blown to smithereens by semi automatic rifles in their kindergarten classrooms, you know all kinds of Marxist communist socialist bullshit like that. I’ll speak for everyone who is a normal human being when I say, if that’s the case, enslave the fuck out of me. Enslave me harder, in fact.

 

[superrific]

It's worth remembering that the SALT cap was introduced . . . by Trump and the GOP in the 2017 tax cuts.

 

[dukeman92]

I can't wait to read the behind the scenes book about his 2024 campaign.

 

[altmin]

"Unnecessary hyperbole needs to be stopped, it is literally killing millions as we speak!"

 

[Zoo_View]

I would assume Chapel Hill-Carrboro will never combine with Orange County

That’s a “two-lane road” situation.

The Chapel Hill-Carrboro School System (CHCSS) doesn’t want to merge with Orange County Schools; Orange County Schools don’t want to merge with Chapel Hill-Carrboro.

Chapel Hill-Carrboro residents don’t want a merger; Orange County residents don’t want a merger.

Why? Orange County would have to increase taxes and spending to CHCSS levels OR CHCSS would have to decrease spending levels to Orange County levels.

Neither is happening anytime soon.

 

[aGDevil2k]

That’s a “two-lane road” situation.

The Chapel Hill-Carrboro School System (CHCSS) doesn’t want to merge with Orange County Schools; Orange County Schools don’t want to merge with Chapel Hill-Carrboro.

Chapel Hill-Carrboro residents don’t want a merger; Orange County residents don’t want a merger.

Why? Orange County would have to increase taxes and spending to CHCSS levels OR CHCSS would have to decrease spending levels to Orange County levels.

Neither is happening anytime soon.

Agreed. I am fine with OCS.

 

[CFordUNC]

Lolololllll go on, JD, say it! You know you want to!

 

[TarSpiel]

 

[SnoopRob]

What's JD thinking here, folks?

Probably "b", but possibly "c".

The big thing is that let's us know that the "this...former president" jab really, really got under Trump's nerves.

 

[Mulberry Heel]

He's going to straight up promise to just pay people to vote for him soon.

The party of conservative principles like small government and opposition to just handing tax money goodies over to people for their support strikes again!

 

[Mulberry Heel]

Holy shit he's DESPERATE.

Indeed. "If you will vote for me, I can promise that you'll receive a free box of a dozen donuts in the parking lot of your polling place!"

 

[altmin]

Indeed. "If you will vote for me, I can promise that you'll receive a free box of a dozen donuts in the parking lot of your polling place!"

They will be delivered by an employee who Vance will awkwardly ask "How long have you worked here?"

 

[WaynetheDrain]

Trump also promised a second Coke machine in the school cafeteria as well as a second recess.

 

[uncgriff]

An extra Jewish holiday

For everyone

Regardless of race color or creed

 

[aGDevil2k]

An extra Jewish holiday

For everyone

Regardless of race color or creed

Unless you're Haitian

 

[Milk and Cookies]

Unless you're Haitian

But you have to pledge allegiance to Elon Musk

 

[CFordUNC]

Trump also promised a second Coke machine in the school cafeteria as well as a second recess.

Don’t tell Don Jr. there is a Coke machine in elementary schools, or we will need to get a damn restraining order for every elementary school in America.

 

[Scientific Mapp]

The party of conservative principles like small government and opposition to just handing tax money goodies over to people for their support strikes again!

Taxes, they'll be lower.. son. The democratic vote is right thing to do Philadelphia. So dooo.

 

[DantesHair]

I didn't know that there was such a push for each county to only have one school system.

If that's the case, how in the heck does Catawba County still have 3 different school systems?

There are 115 school districts across 100 counties. So 15 extra districts that are within a county, and as you mentioned, two extras within Catawba County.

 

[Patb78]

Indeed. "If you will vote for me, I can promise that you'll receive a free box of a dozen donuts in the parking lot of your polling place!"

He’s got Homer Simpson’s vote.