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[Mulberry Heel]

The ShamWow commercial guy is running for Congress in Texas next year as a Trumper. He's challenging an 84-year-old incumbent GOP Congressman in the primary next year. In 2013 he was arrested for assaulting a hooker (who was also arrested), which makes him perfect MAGA candidate material. His name is Vince Shlomi, and he says his platform is to "Destroy Wokeism" in America. Only the very best people.

 

[aGDevil2k]

I thought he was in jail

 

[finesse]

He's got the kind of name recognition that means something to that party.

 

[doctor_octopus]

The ShamWow commercial guy is running for Congress in Texas next year as a Trumper. He's challenging an 84-year-old incumbent GOP Congressman in the primary next year. In 2013 he was arrested for assaulting a hooker (who was also arrested), which makes him perfect MAGA candidate material. His name is Vince Shlomi, and he says his platform is to "Destroy Wokeism" in America. Only the very best people.

SHLO MI THE MONEY!

 

[altmin]

The ShamWow commercial guy is running for Congress in Texas next year as a Trumper. He's challenging an 84-year-old incumbent GOP Congressman in the primary next year. In 2013 he was arrested for assaulting a hooker (who was also arrested), which makes him perfect MAGA candidate material. His name is Vince Shlomi, and he says his platform is to "Destroy Wokeism" in America. Only the very best people.

Shlomi recently told TMZ.com that he "gave up" on dealing with hookers after his South Beach ordeal earlier this year that made more news than those super-absorbent thingies he hocks.

In February, Shlomi and his hired honey got into a free-for-all in a hotel room that ended with Shlomi's tongue nearly bitten off and the prostitute being punched upside the head by the pitchman. Shlomi allegedly paid the woman $1,000 for "straight sex" but got a little too frisky for her tastes.

 

[SnoopRob]

The ShamWow commercial guy is running for Congress in Texas next year as a Trumper. He's challenging an 84-year-old incumbent GOP Congressman in the primary next year. In 2013 he was arrested for assaulting a hooker (who was also arrested), which makes him perfect MAGA candidate material. His name is Vince Shlomi, and he says his platform is to "Destroy Wokeism" in America. Only the very best people.

Every time MAGA does something like this, I feel a little bit worse for The Onion.

How in the hell are you supposed to parody people who do in real life things far crazier that what a satirist would create?

 

[heelinhell]

Doug Jones is running for governor in Alabama. He won a statewide race for Senator several years ago, so given the current political environment there is a decent chance we could have a Democratic Governor in Alabama.

I am contributing $10/month to his campaign to support the cause

Check out his web page

 

[rodoheel]

Every time MAGA does something like this, I feel a little bit worse for The Onion.

How in the hell are you supposed to parody people who do in real life things far crazier that what a satirist would create?

Trump has helped turned the GOP into the party of hucksters and grifters, in large part because he showed what easy marks his MAGA base could be.

 

[GoHeelsweeeehoooo]

Doug Jones is running for governor in Alabama. He won a statewide race for Senator several years ago, so given the current political environment there is a decent chance we could have a Democratic Governor in Alabama.

I am contributing $10/month to his campaign to support the cause

Check out his web page

Id love it for Doug Jones to win and I do think he's probably the best Democratic candidate for that race - but when he won the Senate race he barely won against a sexual pervert - when he ran for reelection against a slightly less offensive Republican he got crushed

 

[BlooVooDoo]

Shlomi recently told TMZ.com that he "gave up" on dealing with hookers after his South Beach ordeal earlier this year that made more news than those super-absorbent thingies he hocks.

In February, Shlomi and his hired honey got into a free-for-all in a hotel room that ended with Shlomi's tongue nearly bitten off and the prostitute being punched upside the head by the pitchman. Shlomi allegedly paid the woman $1,000 for "straight sex" but got a little too frisky for her tastes.

That should solidify his credentials with the MAGA crowd.

 

[05C40]

Id love it for Doug Jones to win and I do think he's probably the best Democratic candidate for that race - but when he won the Senate race he barely won against a sexual pervert - when he ran for reelection against a slightly less offensive Republican he got crushed

In re the GOP "sexual pervert": that the election was as close as it was really gives insight into GOP values and morals. IIRC, Moore's key defense to the sexual allegations was that they all occurred when he was young--in his 30's--barely twice the age of the teens he was hitting on. And that rationale almost won the day, in Alabama.

 

[finesse]

Ten years earlier and it probably would have.

 

[Duke Mu]

Shlomi = Florida Man.

 

[heelinhell]

Id love it for Doug Jones to win and I do think he's probably the best Democratic candidate for that race - but when he won the Senate race he barely won against a sexual pervert - when he ran for reelection against a slightly less offensive Republican he got crushed

Yeah, I'm not saying he has a good chance but he has a decent chance .

Jones is a moderate Dem who will face off against the most ignorant and stupid Senator in American history.

If voters in Alabama choose Tommy Tuberville over Doug Jones, then bless their heart

 

[GoHeelsweeeehoooo]

Yeah, I'm not saying he has a good chance but he has a decent chance .

Jones is a moderate Dem who will face off against the most ignorant and stupid Senator in American history.

If voters in Alabama choose Tommy Tuberville over Doug Jones, then bless their heart

Well they choose Tommy tuberville over Doug Jones for Senate already

 

[heelinhell]

Well they choose Tommy tuberville over Doug Jones for Senate already

Yes they did. Tommy was a newcomer to politics back in 2020 and now Alabamans have seen what he has done to improve their lives as a Senator over the last 6 years.

If they are pleased with how Tommy has represented Alabama as their Senator and vote to have them as their governor, then bless their hearts because that is how our democratic republic works...for now

 

[Calheel]

Yes they did. Tommy was a newcomer to politics back in 2020 and now Alabamans have seen what he has done to improve their lives as a Senator over the last 6 years.

If they are pleased with how Tommy has represented Alabama as their Senator and vote to have them as their governor, then bless their hearts because that is how our democratic republic works...for now

I am sure they are pleased. So, I guess their hearts are blessed.