Easy come, easy go.
583 men in 6 hours
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8992Tiger
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There are just so many jokes here.
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Yes, to ask her to go to church with him on Sunday. He thinks his friends there would like to meet her.
WaynetheDrain
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I wonder if they lined up smallest to largest.I'm trying to think how this works. First of all, at 37 seconds per guy, there isn't a room full of dudes sitting around chatting, waiting for someone to come in and say, "She's ready. Whose next?" Nope. No time. This is a continuously moving line. When it is your turn, you don't open a door, get undressed, and flirt a little. Nope. No time. Move 'em through!
I imagine when you get about 5 or 10 spots from the young lady, you are instructed to "get ready", whatever that may mean for you. So there you are, "getting ready" with 10 or 20 other guys. At some point, you behold the object of your desires with some dude ahead of you in line, then with another dude, then with another dude, then it is your turn. I dunno man, I don't think that would be physically possible for me. But hey, if you wanna be part of something bigger than yourself...
I wonder if these dudes are gonna brag about it. "Hey bro, guess what? I was number 236."
I wonder if number 236 knew number 235. I wonder what their conversation was like in line.
"Ya think the Chiefs are gonna take the Superbowl this year or will the Eagles repeat"
"I dunno, man, the Eagles are... wait, my turn..."
<1:14 later>
"... I think the Eagles are deep and well coached."
Did 235 loiter and watch 236? I suppose 236 saw 235, and 234, etc. Would that be verboten? I'm not sure of the etiquette in these situations.
That is some wierd s--t.
Always thought dick measuring contests were metaphors.
8992Tiger
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I was thinking maybe she chose the order or perhaps it was a lottery system, but I think your idea makes more strategic sense. Can you imagine the application process? "Uh, is that the same ruler you used on that other guy?" I suppose it would be one of the only times a more endowed dude would wish he wasn't.
You mean you wouldn't just take the word of someone who would participate in this?I was thinking maybe she chose the order or perhaps it was a lottery system, but I think your idea makes more strategic sense. Can you imagine the application process? "Uh, is that the same ruler you used on that other guy?" I suppose it would be one of the only times a more endowed dude would wish he wasn't.
aGDevil2k
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Number 583 couldn't have enjoyed it
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maybe he did because that's his kink
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Well I was thinking if the bigger guys go first the smaller guys might need to double up .
Mulberry Heel
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Including, probably, the preacher and his wife.
Mulberry Heel
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I could actually see Ric Flair taking a leading part in this back in the day.
Can’t decide what is worse, being such a total loser that you actually have sign up for something like this for any chance of getting laid, or being such a skank that you’d actually let 583 losers inside you for a publicity stunt. Either way, after an encounter like this, bleeding is hardly the worst thing she should be worried about.
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I can't see how anyone after number 1 enjoyed it.
8992Tiger
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That sets up another funny scene in the application process.
"OK, Mr. Smith. One last question, how, ahem, endowed are you?"
"Well, I don't mean to brag, but I'm ENDOWED. We're talking 11 inches."
"Alright. That puts you at number 582."
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