Go to hell state college, go to hell!

As expected, State Coach Will "Big Mouth" Wade is stirring the pot before the game. He's obviously learned his lessons from Doeren very well - publicly trash UNC and its coaches to the hilt and benefit from the adoration of your rabidly UNC-hating, UNC-obsessed fanbase. Hopefully he doesn't develop Doeren's habit of beating us on a regular basis to go along with the insults.

Oh, and I believe that State is 0-7 this season when Lubin has played 28 minutes or more. What does that say about your coaching, Mr. Wade?

 
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Plow your field, sow your seed, give your sheep the dirty deed
As the tractors go rolling along
Agriculture is your life and your sister is your wife
As the tractors go rolling go

Oh, you go to NC State and take your cousins out on dates
That’s why everybody says “State sucks!”
So plow your field, sow your seed, give your sheep the dirty deed
As the tractors go rolling along
 
If you can’t go to college go to State
If you can’t go to college go to State
If your GPA is 2
Then State’s the place for you
If you can’t go to college go to State
 
I have a bad memory at this point in my life
But I can sure as hell tell you whose house I was at watching Dudley's Steal
 
If you can’t go to college go to State
If you can’t go to State go to jail
If you can’t go to jail go to hell
Go to hell NC State go to hell, eat shit!
 
An ACCBoards.Com classic from the days of Sendek and Julius Hodge.,,

Sung to the tune of Supertramp's The Logical Song

When I was young, it seemed that sports were so wonderful,
A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical.
And i liked UNC, and they'd be playing so happily,
gracefully, exceedingly winningly.
But then they send me away to teach me how to be miserable,
Intolerable, almost comical, Hodgical.
And they showed me a board where I could be so dependable
With theories conspirational, irrational, Hodgical.
There are times when all I see are sheep
Obsession runs so deep
For such a simple man
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
From UNC i was spurned
But please tell me who I am.
Ewe better watch what you say, or I'll be calling you a radical,
Liberal, fanatical, criminal (I didn't even have to change these lyrics!!!)
Once you sign your recruit, we feel that he's not acceptable
Respectable, presentable, he's a homosexual.
There are times when all I see are sheep
Obsession runs so deep
For such a simple man
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
Our fortunes haven't turned
But please tell me who I am.

H/T to Ga2Maine, The Trailwalker
 
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