Going after Greenland

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This entire Greenland/Canada thing is like a South Park episode.

Meanwhile, everyday Americans watch helplessly as our cost of living skyrockets and our 401Ks plummet, while Trump brags about his newly gold-plated Oval Office. And all because about 70 million American idiots were told that immigrants were eating our pet dogs and cats, and were terrified about a transgender volleyball player breaking a girl's nose. You can't make this shit up.
 
This entire Greenland/Canada thing is like a South Park episode.

Meanwhile, everyday Americans watch helplessly as our cost of living skyrockets and our 401Ks plummet, while Trump brags about his newly gold-plated Oval Office. And all because about 70 million American idiots were told that immigrants were eating our pet dogs and cats, and were terrified about a transgender volleyball player breaking a girl's nose. You can't make this shit up.
Also the millions of prisoners getting tax payer funded sex changes. Oh and her laugh.

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This is all just an ego trip. He wants to add Greenland as part of his legacy (probably thinks its as big as it looks on the flat maps).

Had it been a constructive approach, Denmark would've gladly worked with the US to tap into Greenland's potential.
 
This is all just an ego trip. He wants to add Greenland as part of his legacy (probably thinks its as big as it looks on the flat maps).

Had it been a constructive approach, Denmark would've gladly worked with the US to tap into Greenland's potential.
Vlad "the Ras" Putin wants Alaska back. In a gesture of kindness, he would probably offer to return the $7.2M we originally paid for it. Just so St. Donald of Mar-a-Lago can characterize it as a "No harm, no foul" transaction. But to put the best face on unwinding America's purchase of Alaska from Russia, America would need to add Canada and Greenland, so St. Donald could point at a map and show how much more territory we were gaining in this "mega-deal."
 
Vlad "the Ras" Putin wants Alaska back. In a gesture of kindness, he would probably offer to return the $7.2M we originally paid for it. Just so St. Donald of Mar-a-Lago can characterize it as a "No harm, no foul" transaction. But to put the best face on unwinding America's purchase of Alaska from Russia, America would need to add Canada and Greenland, so St. Donald could point at a map and show how much more territory we were gaining in this "mega-deal."
It would be a big beautiful mega-deal. I would be open to trading Alaska for Canada and Greenland.
 
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