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  • Anonymous Insider Quip: Off the record, Canadian officials admit dealing with Trump requires a certain… babysitting skill set. “Half our job is placating the Trump regime,” one senior government insider confided, only half-joking. “We’ve learned if you smile, nod, and let him brag about his ‘incredible deals’, he eventually gets distracted and moves on. It’s like dealing with a toddler showing off a new toy – you applaud and wait for nap time.”
 
“Minutes after King Charles Eviscerated Trump’s America, Canadian PM Mark Carney delivered a warning shot, a declaration, and a game-changing pivot that has Donald Trump fuming and the rest of the world cheering.

Canada is out. Out of the American military-industrial leash. Out of Washington’s grip. Out of the days of being the polite northern neighbour that quietly nodded along while Trump turned NATO into a reality show.”

 
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