Be sure to enjoy the Liberation Libation of your choice (unless it's from Canada, Mexico, France, Germany, Italy, or ... well ... any country except Russia or North Korea). I understand festivities begin after markets close at 4:00. How thoughtful of the Dear Leader to let us late risers enjoy a holiday for a change. I wonder if Krispy Kreme is giving away free donuts for the occasion. I don't think I've ever been so expectant of a holiday since Christmas 1966 or Infrastructure Week 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.