Slight chance asteroid hits earth in 2032

[nycfan]

"It's a very, very rare event," he told AFP, but added: "This is not a crisis at this point in time. This is not the dinosaur killer. This is not the planet killer. This is at most dangerous for a city."

 

[ColdBlueSteel]

About to lose sight of it until 2028 …

We gonna do this every day for the next seven years? 2.1%…1.9%…oh no now 3.3%…whew now 1.7%…tune in tomorrow!

 

[nycfan]

No we are going to lose line of sight for about three years and see what the risk is on the other side.

 

[SmilingJack]

Is there a way to speed up the collision? I can't take another decade like this past month!

 

[Patb78]

Is there a way to speed up the collision? I can't take another decade like this past month!

I was thinking the same thing Jack. And while we are speeding it up, let’s make sure it lands right on top of Trump’s fat ass (if he’s still alive at the time).

 

[MOUNTAINH33L]

 

[nycfan]

 

[nycfan]

“… Discovered late last year, the asteroid 2024 YR4 was predicted at one point to have a 3% chance of smacking Earth in 2032. Additional observations prompted scientists to reduce the threat to virtually zero, where it remains. But there’s a slight chance it could hit the moon then. The asteroid swings our way every four years. …”

 

[heelinhell]

Thank you Trump for protecting our planet from that asteroid

 

[05C40]

I was thinking the same thing Jack. And while we are speeding it up, let’s make sure it lands right on top of Trump’s fat ass (if he’s still alive at the time).

I know St. Donald of Mar-a-Lago's ass is huge, but I don't think even his fat ass is enough to absorb the entire impact. Maybe we could put St. Donald and Mark Robinson at ground zero and their combined heft could absorb the impact. But that would cause flames globules of fat to rain down in the immediate area. But, if it was an area suffering from a famine, then two birds with one stone, all without costing American taxpayors a single dime.

 

[Duke Mu]

Is there a way to speed up the collision? I can't take another decade like this past month!

Right. Asking for a friend.

 

[Mulberry Heel]

If we continue on the same path we've been on since Dear Leader took office, then by 2032 people may be praying for that asteroid to hit us and put us out of our misery.

 

[StoneColdTarHeel]

If we continue on the same path we've been on since Dear Leader took office, then by 2032 people may be praying for that asteroid to hit us and put us out of our misery.

 

[Zoo_View]

I know St. Donald of Mar-a-Lago's ass is huge, but I don't think even his fat ass is enough to absorb the entire impact. Maybe we could put St. Donald and Mark Robinson at ground zero and their combined heft could absorb the impact. But that would cause flames globules of fat to rain down in the immediate area. But, if it was an area suffering from a famine, then two birds with one stone, all without costing American taxpayors a single dime.

I’m hoping St. Donald is dead long before 2032.

 

[RaiGuy]

Eh. It’s only the size of a football field. Need bigger.

When asked if I pull for dook or state when they play each other, I say I pull for an asteroid hitting. It might actually happen then!

 

[heelinhell]

If we continue on the same path we've been on since Dear Leader took office, then by 2032 people may be praying for that asteroid to hit us and put us out of our misery.

So 40 years ago there was a hit made for tv movie that gave us a glimpse into what America might be left with after a nuclear bomb explosion/disaster. The movie was entitled "The Day After "

It scared the bejesus out of American audiences.

At the time I was thinking about marketing " Looking for Ground Zero " tee shirts

A few years earlier, 11 folks attending a Who concert in Ohio died from a crushing rush of concert goers, and I had the idea of marketing a tee-shirt that said, "I wouldn't be caught dead at a Who concert"

Does this make me a bad person ?

 

[tarheelbillie]

I’m hoping St. Donald is dead long before 2032.

Wishful thinking. Bastard likely will still be President. Even if the Republicans have to prop him up in a rocking chair like Norman Bates' mother.

 

[Patb78]

Wishful thinking. Bastard likely will still be President. Even if the Republicans have to prop him up in a rocking chair like Norman Bates' mother.

It could be a Weekend at Bernie’s situation.