Smart underwear measures how much you fart

[C-Money]

Researchers develop high-tech 'smart underwear' to measure flatulence

Researchers are also looking for volunteers to test the device.

local12.com

 

[SnoopRob]

 

[Bobfripp]

It's about time. If we can put a man on the moon ...

 

[SnoopRob]

It's about time. If we can put a man on the moon ...

…then we can put a robotic man on my moon.

Also: Researchers are also looking for volunteers to test the device.

 

[ChapelHillSooner]

I had some bad Indian takeout last Thursday. Temperature reached 104 and more than once spoiled myself. Would have been a good test for it.

Speaking of good tests, when I recovered by Monday, I was thinking, "Maybe I should finish off that Indian in the fridge." I did. Proved that that was the culprit.

Not the smartest thing I have ever done.

 

[GeeWhy]

Can it distinguish one from a shart? Cause my current drawers can.

 

[JCTarheel82]

I'm lactose intolerant and love cheese.

 

[Zoo_View]

I had some bad Indian takeout last Thursday. Temperature reached 104 and more than once spoiled myself. Would have been a good test for it.

Speaking of good tests, when I recovered by Monday, I was thinking, "Maybe I should finish off that Indian in the fridge." I did. Proved that that was the culprit.

Not the smartest thing I have ever done.

You know what to do for your next colonoscopy.

 

[C-Money]

I had some bad Indian takeout last Thursday. Temperature reached 104 and more than once spoiled myself. Would have been a good test for it.

Speaking of good tests, when I recovered by Monday, I was thinking, "Maybe I should finish off that Indian in the fridge." I did. Proved that that was the culprit.

Not the smartest thing I have ever done.

 

[Rock]

 

[UNCatTech]

Researchers develop high-tech 'smart underwear' to measure flatulence

Researchers are also looking for volunteers to test the device.

local12.com

I'm sure I could overpower it.

 

[UNCatTech]

I had some bad Indian takeout last Thursday. Temperature reached 104 and more than once spoiled myself. Would have been a good test for it.

Speaking of good tests, when I recovered by Monday, I was thinking, "Maybe I should finish off that Indian in the fridge." I did. Proved that that was the culprit.

Not the smartest thing I have ever done.

Everyone should spoil themselves sometimes...

 

[StrangePackage]

Give it a leaderboard like Peleton

 

[gregh1]

I had some bad Indian takeout last Thursday. Temperature reached 104 and more than once spoiled myself. Would have been a good test for it.

Speaking of good tests, when I recovered by Monday, I was thinking, "Maybe I should finish off that Indian in the fridge." I did. Proved that that was the culprit.

Not the smartest thing I have ever done.

Must be some really good Indian though.

 

[He's Not Here]

Should this be merged with the Shit Trump Says thread?

 

[GeeWhy]

Everyone should soil themselves sometimes...

FIFY.

 

[05C40]

"Strange Brew," 1983 - Bob McKenzie - "I don't need no machine to tell me that, eh."

 

[gregh1]

Should this be merged with the Shit Trump Says thread?

I was thinking the science thread ;⁠)

 

[ChileG]

"Strange Brew," 1983 - Bob McKenzie - "I don't need no machine to tell me that, eh."

Saw that movie in the theatre with my brother.

 

[BlooVooDoo]

Give it a leaderboard like Peleton

Score weighted by volume or olfactory impact?