Smart underwear measures how much you fart

[tarheelbillie]

Researchers develop high-tech 'smart underwear' to measure flatulence

Researchers are also looking for volunteers to test the device.

local12.com

Trump!

 

[tarheelbillie]

Reminds me that Rachel Maddow refers to Trump thoughts as brain farts.

 

[TangledUpInBlue06]

With apologies to Bob Dylan, I don't need a nether-scan to know how oft my wind blows.

 

[HesNaughtHere]

Kind of like the toilet paper that turns red when you're done wiping?

 

[Zoo_View]

Researchers develop high-tech 'smart underwear' to measure flatulence

Researchers are also looking for volunteers to test the device.

local12.com

Sounds perfect for DumpsLikeATruck.

 

[Bobfripp]

Kind of like the toilet paper that turns red when you're done wiping?

 

[8992Tiger]

I wouldn't mind getting a pair. My wife insists I fart EVERY time I am in the car with her, so I would love to have some refuting data.

I think someone else mentioned the possibility of Trumping your pants and ruining the undies - seems like a risk to me.

 

[SmilingJack]

A golfing friend said when you turn 60 y/o 3 things you should never do is 1. Waste a hard on; 2. Leave a put short or 3. trust a fart!?!

 

[mpaer]

A golfing friend said when you turn 60 y/o 3 things you should never do is 1. Waste a hard on; 2. Leave a put short or 3. trust a fart!?!

I had a Baptist preacher tell me that
It just cracked him up

 

[nycfan]