❄️ WINTER OLYMPICS ❄️


That Americana, those are sliced hotdogs on that pizza, aren't they? I've never seen that as an option on pizza in America, but I KNOW that it is an option in America. If we as Americans will tolerate hotdogs served in beer, then we pretty much want hotdogs with/in/on everything.
 
That Americana, those are sliced hotdogs on that pizza, aren't they? I've never seen that as an option on pizza in America, but I KNOW that it is an option in America. If we as Americans will tolerate hotdogs served in beer, then we pretty much want hotdogs with/in/on everything.
I think so? They should have gone full chili dog pizza at that point.
 
That Americana, those are sliced hotdogs on that pizza, aren't they? I've never seen that as an option on pizza in America, but I KNOW that it is an option in America. If we as Americans will tolerate hotdogs served in beer, then we pretty much want hotdogs with/in/on everything.

The only time I’ve ever seen the hot dog and French fry pizza was in the Dominican Republic where it was called a Mickey Mouse pizza. It was in a non-touristy area too.
 
I hope we get our asses handed to us. Go world.
If we had invaded Greenland, I definitely would have considered rooting for the other countries.

Watching the hockey documentary on Netflix is where I learned that the USA! USA! Chant started there. And now we have to deal with it at every MAGA hate crime.
 
I have to imagine the USA is booed at the opening ceremonies

I hope not…the athletes don’t deserve it. I’d bet the majority of the US athletes aren’t Trump/MAGA fans at all. Hopefully, everyone can leave politics out of the Olympics and enjoy the competition.
 
NOT AN ONION STORY



“…The claims were originally reported in German newspaper Bild, in January on the eve of the latest Winter Olympics beginning in Italy and subsequently addressed by the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) president Witold Banka during a press conference.

So far, so lurid, but there is science behind the allegations. Injecting the penis with acid would increase its size and give the ski jumpers bigger genitalia at the point their suits are measured by 3D scanners.

Temporarily enhanced measurements would theoretically mean athletes being given a bigger, looser suit and, like a sail catching wind, could allow them to make longer jumps. Research from the scientific journal, Frontiers, published last October said that a 2cm change in a suit represented an extra 5.8 metres in the length of a jump.…”
 
NOT AN ONION STORY



“…The claims were originally reported in German newspaper Bild, in January on the eve of the latest Winter Olympics beginning in Italy and subsequently addressed by the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) president Witold Banka during a press conference.

So far, so lurid, but there is science behind the allegations. Injecting the penis with acid would increase its size and give the ski jumpers bigger genitalia at the point their suits are measured by 3D scanners.

Temporarily enhanced measurements would theoretically mean athletes being given a bigger, looser suit and, like a sail catching wind, could allow them to make longer jumps. Research from the scientific journal, Frontiers, published last October said that a 2cm change in a suit represented an extra 5.8 metres in the length of a jump.…”

The line outside the ski jumpers' section of the Olympic Village is already three blocks long.
 
NOT AN ONION STORY



“…The claims were originally reported in German newspaper Bild, in January on the eve of the latest Winter Olympics beginning in Italy and subsequently addressed by the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) president Witold Banka during a press conference.

So far, so lurid, but there is science behind the allegations. Injecting the penis with acid would increase its size and give the ski jumpers bigger genitalia at the point their suits are measured by 3D scanners.

Temporarily enhanced measurements would theoretically mean athletes being given a bigger, looser suit and, like a sail catching wind, could allow them to make longer jumps. Research from the scientific journal, Frontiers, published last October said that a 2cm change in a suit represented an extra 5.8 metres in the length of a jump.…”

The pole vaulter from the last Olympics should have used the opposite technique.
 
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