The Kohler Dekoda

[BlooVooDoo]

I did not see this coming.

An internet-connected camera.
With a subscription service.
For your toilet.

 

[C-Money]

Seems unnecessary.

 

[Rock]

Is it Germany that designed their toilets to have what they call a poop shelf where it’s like flat so that you can check your poop for health issues?

Maybe stick with that.

 

[nrsair]

AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto

The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.

www.dexerto.com

Tangentially related… the AWS crash caused a bunch of $2000+ smart beds to be stuck in strange positions or get hot, prompting a lot of customers to be very unhappy. I’m assuming these people are all morons, because you can just unplug it and have a regular mattress.

But anyway, I do not want a smart toilet or bed. Nor do I want a smart refrigerator, dishwasher or washing machine. Every day brings me closer and closer to Ted K.

 

[mpaer]

I want a Med Bed