The Life and Times of the Piggyback Bandit

[Turd Ferguson]

Story about a guy that goes to high school sporting events and tries to jump on the back of players for a piggyback ride.

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The home team thought he was with the away team; the away team thought he was a mentally disabled man assigned to them as a waterboy. “He slides through the cracks that way.” At the end of the game, Sherwin rallied his way into the locker room, blending-in with the team by wearing a pilfered jersey.

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