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Out on my walk and decided to stroll through the local Best Buy. There was a Google watch on sale that had an advertised feature that if a pulse wasn't detected during a 20 minute period, then 911 would be called automatically. After 20 minutes, would it be better to call a funeral home?

ETA: Just because I know this is a "pics or it didn't happen" kind of crowd.
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Did anyone else sing this baby-boomer bit of misogynistic nonsense when they were in elementary school. To the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."

Randolph the real wild cowboy,
had a pair of shiny guns.
And if you ever saw them,
you would surely run.
All of the other cowboys,
use to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Randolph,
join in any poker games.
Then one foggy Saturday night,
Sheriff came to say:
"Randolph with your guns so bright,
won't you shoot my wife tonight?"
Then all the other cowboys,
laughed and shouted out with glee:
"Randolph the real wild cowboy,
won't you do the same for me?"

I memorized it the first time I heard it and still remember it 65 years later. Damn, I wish I could do that with passwords now.
 
In today's (12/25/2025) episode of Jeopardy, there was a category titled, "The Kaiser’s College of Musical Knowledge." I was all pumped for a series of clues about UNC. But instead, it was nothing but clues about German music.
 
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