Going after Greenland | Trump mad king letter

[Calheel]

She is magnificent.

That is a Denmark 5. I am only partially kidding.

 

[EyeballKid]

That is a Denmark 5. I am only partially kidding.

I’m a US 6 (for middle-aged white dudes) and I’m not rich. So I’ve got that going for me.

 

[gregh1]

If you deport, make sure you go in spring to give yourself time to adjust to the lack of sunlight fall thru winter, or you'll wind up a Spaniard instead of a Dane.

 

[Icky Mettle]

I dunno.

The best looking person you know is probably the worst looking person in Denmark. Initially, it is impressive that there are flawless people everywhere you look. But then you realize you are the ugliest person in the entire country and it starts to get depressing.

I’m glad to hear that. When I was in France for my honeymoon back in 2013, I told someone I was from the US, and they said, “Oh, I thought you were Danish.”

 

[nycfan]

 

[nycfan]

 

[heelinhell]

I dunno.

The best looking person you know is probably the worst looking person in Denmark. Initially, it is impressive that there are flawless people everywhere you look. But then you realize you are the ugliest person in the entire country and it starts to get depressing.

This reminds me of an exchange between Pete Rose and a third base ump during an all-star game. Pete was standing on third base when the ump asked him if he knew that a poll had been done voting for best looking all star player and that Pete had finished second. Pete smiled and asked the ump who finished first. The ump replied that every other player tied for first.

 

[nycfan]

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[nycfan]

 

[SnoopRob]

I dunno.

The best looking person you know is probably the worst looking person in Denmark. Initially, it is impressive that there are flawless people everywhere you look. But then you realize you are the ugliest person in the entire country and it starts to get depressing.

I’m already the ugliest person where I am, I might as well be surrounded by pretty people.

 

[finesse]

Wouldn't depress me being the ugliest. I don't have to look at me. That's somebody else's problem. I'd get to look at them, though.

 

[Patb78]

He’s a murdering thug dictator. Mafia bosses could take lessons from him.

 

[WaynetheDrain]

I’m a US 6 (for middle-aged white dudes) and I’m not rich. So I’ve got that going for me.

What I lose in looks I make up for with a stunning lack of charisma.

 

[WaynetheDrain]

Translation: No. My big fat mouth once again talked me into a corner I couldn't escape from, and this "deal" is my way of saving what little respect I have left.

 

[JCTarheel82]

I dunno.

The best looking person you know is probably the worst looking person in Denmark. Initially, it is impressive that there are flawless people everywhere you look. But then you realize you are the ugliest person in the entire country and it starts to get depressing.

 

[Duke Mu]

Trump is out of place in the adult/NATO world. He can only live in his own bubble....either the grifting Board of Peace with a $1B ante and cast of 2-bit dictators, Sheiks, and Putin....or bullying our own backyard.

Trump and his derangement syndrome are a global embarrassment.


Sure, there will be more ICE violating the Constitution and Bill of Rights. and more insanity,

Even with rudderless milquetoast Schumer and Jeffries at the Dem. legislative helm, a viable Trump Presidency is over. Even with even more spineless Pub leadership. I don't believe that any scheme to invoke the Insurrection Act will work, and little legislation will be passed. He's a Mad King and lame duck.

 

[Duke Mu]

That is a Denmark 5. I am only partially kidding.

haha. I doubt that. I think I've found the secret in the jawline. They are Elves with rounded ears.

 

[He's Not Here]

haha. I doubt that. I think I've found the secret in the jawline. They are Elves with rounded ears.

So, we’re doing an even swap: Greenland for North Carolina?

 

[nycfan]

 

[superrific]

What the hell is a Denmark 5?