GOP slouches into the crazy to be born as MAGA ~ GENERAL

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nycfan said:
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This dumbfuck IS the evil in this country. So according to his logic we should roll him up to the gallows and drop the trap door.

Also, accessorizing with a shoulder holster is always a good look for wannabe nazis.
 
nycfan said:
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MAGA pols can be divided into the con artists who are smart enough to know what they're saying is bullshit and lies and smears (such as JD Vance), but who have no morals or ethics or conscience and care only about accumulating power and grifting their MAGA base for their personal profit, and those who are truly and genuinely batshit crazy loons who really seem to believe what they're selling. I think Madison Cawthorn falls into the latter camp - he seems genuinely nuts, as well as pathetically unable to think of any way to earn a living other than running for public office in whatever state and district is stupid enough to elect him.
 
Mulberry Heel said:
MAGA pols can be divided into the con artists who are smart enough to know what they're saying is bullshit and lies and smears (such as JD Vance), but who have no morals or ethics or conscience and care only about accumulating power and grifting their MAGA base for their personal profit, and those who are truly and genuinely batshit crazy loons who really seem to believe what they're selling. I think Madison Cawthorn falls into the latter camp - he seems genuinely nuts, as well as pathetically unable to think of any way to earn a living other than running for public office in whatever state and district is stupid enough to elect him.
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I think he is also genuinely dumb in a similar way that Trump is dumb. But Madison is dumber.
 
Madison Cawthorn has benefited from being “attractive.” He’s also benefited from recent American wars - he’s bellicose and talks tough and is in a wheelchair. A shit ton of MAGAts look at him and think, “War veteran.” Maybe even, “War hero.”

Too few look at him and think, “Tool.”

Whichever district he’s running in will elect a MAGAt.

I’m good with that MAGAt being as MAGAty as possible.

Too many Susan Collinses as pretend MAGAts who vote MAGAt whenever necessary.

Let’s see their MAGAtNess on full display.
 
Mulberry Heel said:
And just think, he's the sanest one in the family. Randy has gone full conspiracy nutcase paranoid lunatic - he's become a real-life Cousin Eddie, and then some.
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As an aside, there is a comicon coming here to wilmington in the near future and they're listing Randy Quaid as one of the celebrities who are attending. Kudos to his agent for still finding him paying gigs.
 
bridgetender said:
As an aside, there is a comicon coming here to wilmington in the near future and they're listing Randy Quaid as one of the celebrities who are attending. Kudos to his agent for still finding him paying gigs.
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I haven't read up on Randy's activities and whereabouts for a good while, but the last I read he was hiding out in some small Vermont town and living like a hermit with his wife while looking like a homeless bum living on the street, full, scraggly beard and all. Many years ago he became convinced that there was a secret conspiracy to murder movie stars (like Heath Ledger) and that he was being targeted, so he fled to Canada or some such, and apparently he hadn't been paying his taxes, which also had something to do with it. Just really strange and it sounded like a total mental breakdown, but that was a long, long time ago. Hopefully he's doing better now.
 
Kingpin said:
So are those actually real? I thought they were satire.
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They are real and that’ll be $59.99 plus shipping and handling for the base model.

They left out a number of amendments to the Constitution. See if you can guess which ones?
 
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