Hegseth ordered hundreds of generals to meet on short notice in Virginia

IMO it will be one of two things:

1. As forecast above, some sort of policy directive about focusing on "homeland security" or something, and announcing that this will involve the transfer/re-deployment of a number of units and a focus on "leftist terrorism" or some shit

2. Something incredibly stupid that is a huge waste of everyone's time, like something about cracking down on soldiers being anything other than 100% enthusiastic "patriots" that probably involves reference to Charlie Kirk's death somehow
 
Generals gather in their masses
just like witches at black masses
evil minds that plot destruction
....

or perhaps some kind of trump purity test.
I've been a huge Sabbath fan since I was a teenager, but I've got to say -- rhyming masses with masses always irked me a bit. I know I'm not the only one.

It's sad because masses is not a hard word to rhyme. I mean, even "witches with black sashes" would be better. Or hot flashes. Or hall passes.

Anyway, carry on.
 
My guesses in order of likelihood:

1. "Stop leaking guys. This time I really, really mean it."
2. "We are going to cut the number of generals and admirals by 20%. Over the next few weeks, you will be asked to justify your position."
3. "We are refocusing our defense strategy away from foreign entanglements. You'll all be asked to come up with plans to support this effort."
4. And my crazy nutso one, "we're leaving NATO within Trump's term. Make it happen."
 
I've been a huge Sabbath fan since I was a teenager, but I've got to say -- rhyming masses with masses always irked me a bit. I know I'm not the only one.

It's sad because masses is not a hard word to rhyme. I mean, even "witches with black sashes" would be better. Or hot flashes. Or hall passes.

Anyway, carry on.
But it's a different kind of 'masses' in each case. ;)

Allow David Cross GIF
 
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