I can eat 5 saltine crackers in 60 seconds

[stankeylegjones]

5 in 52 seconds. 6 in 1:12. The last one is slow. Using Premium saltines vs Zesta, Premium shaved 4-5 seconds.

Premium is the full body swimsuit in competitive cracker eating.

 

[Bobfripp]

5 in 52 seconds. 6 in 1:12. The last one is slow. Using Premium saltines vs Zesta, Premium shaved 4-5 seconds.

 

[BillOfRights]

Release the Epstein files.

 

[milom98]

Release the Epstein files.

Just glanced and read this as Release the Saltine Files. Thought maybe the elite deep state cracker cabal was keeping hidden from us peasants that everyone who tries to eat 5 saltines in 60 seconds dies or it gives you chronic high blood pressure....

 

[UNCatTech]

How did you do?

Haven't done it yet, I'll report in when complete.

 

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