Is it the frank or the beans?

[BluHevn]

Any of you guys ever have an unfortunate accident with a zipper?

 

[dukeman92]

Yes. But I stopped wearing zip up boots after that.

 

[MOUNTAINH33L]

Yes. But I stopped wearing zip up boots after that.

 

[05C40]

It may not be merry, but it is something about Mary.

 

[mpaer]

Any of you guys ever have an unfortunate accident with a zipper?

Hell at my age I leave the zipper down 10% of the time

 

[BluHevn]

Yes. But I stopped wearing zip up boots after that.

 

[BluHevn]

Hell at my age I leave the zipper down 10% of the time

 

[Granville]

 

[farce©]

Any of you guys ever have an unfortunate accident with a zipper?

Never

 

[gregh1]

Nobody has ever had this problem more than once.

ETA: Similar situation with eating atomic hot wings then pissing before washing your hands. It's a lesson that doesn't need to be relearned.

 

[UNCatTech]

Yes. But I stopped wearing zip up boots after that.

Isn't there a punch line from a joke that goes: Man the water is cold. The other guy, yea and deep too.

 

[Tarheeljoe]

Yeah and after that I swore to never pee in my sister's fake Chanel purse again.

 

[Zoo_View]

Hell at my age I leave the zipper down 10% of the time

Only 10%?

 

[mpaer]

Only 10%?

Well,the bad part is when i do it before I go tothe Grocer