Is Paul Finebaum running for Senate?

The South's gonna do it again. That is, lay a bit fat turd on democracy in the USA.

May I suggest ...

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The biggest problem with that map is that there is no way that "Jesusland" would allow the US of Canada to exist without interference and perhaps an eventual invasion, especially if the US of Canada did better economically and socially than Jesusland. The whole thing with conservatives is their paranoia, sense of moral superiority underlaid with deep-rooted resentment at anyone they think looks down on them, and their need to dominate everyone around them and dictate morality to them. There's no way they'd leave the US of Canada alone - eventually there would be a war. They want it all, not just a portion of the current USA - after all, they've got God and Republican Jesus on their side.
 
The biggest problem with that map is that there is no way that "Jesusland" would allow the US of Canada to exist without interference and perhaps an eventual invasion, especially if the US of Canada did better economically and socially than Jesusland. The whole thing with conservatives is their paranoia, sense of moral superiority underlaid with deep-rooted resentment at anyone they think looks down on them, and their need to dominate everyone around them and dictate morality to them. There's no way they'd leave the US of Canada alone - eventually there would be a war. They want it all, not just a portion of the current USA - after all, they've got God and Republican Jesus on their side.
That is what I would be afraid of. Maybe they would go for it, though, if they can just have the country they want so bad for straight white Christian nationalists. I'd be for it if I could still visit the Outer Banks and NC mountains.
 
Rank Tuberville as compared to the following:

Markwayne Mullin
Tom Cotton
Ted Cruz
Josh Hawley
Ron Johnson
John Kennedy
Rand Paul
Joni Ernst
Marsha Blackburn
I can't stand pretty much any of the people you mentioned, but there are several who are unquestionably "better" senators than Tuberville, as much as I disagree with their politics. At least some of those people are actually intelligent. I would personally put Tuberville in the bottom tier of that list along with Mullin and Blackburn.
 
I think the skeletons in Pearl’s closet are well known. He’s an unscrupulous, backstabbing, self-serving son of a bitch. Which is exactly why he thought he had a good shot at winning a Republican primary.
His mistake was forgetting he’s a Jew in Alabama.
Finebaum is also Jewish.
 
Dems over perform in special elections, I assume the map containing PA, Mich, Wisconsin, etc were not using a general election.

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If Alabana was willing to elect someone from Florida (Tommy Tuberville) to the Senate, then I see no reason why Alabama shouldn't now elect a resident of Charlotte, NC (Paul Finebaum) to replace the guy from Florida in the Senate. But I do admit this doesn't speak well of what Alabama voters think of their fellow residents.
name seems a bit Jewish for Alabama if you ask me.
 
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