Israel launches attack on Iran | US bombs Iran nuke sites

[nycfan]

Trump is sky high in his own supply tonight.

 

[Zoo_View]

OK maybe it was 775. But the point is it's not hard to move 900 pounds of anything, so any idea that all this enriched uranium was just going to be sitting where the entire world knew it was until Iran got "tipped off" seems pretty ridiculous to me. I just listened to three hours of news on the way home from the beach and this war was the only thing discussed the entire time. Some of the stuff being thrown around is pretty far fetched. I hate Trump but I remain open to the possibility of a blind squirrel finding a nut here. I'm also open to the possibility this was a big mistake but those arguments shouldn't make fellow liberals facepalm.

I agree that it is incredibly easy to move 1,000 lbs or 2,000 lbs……especially when the weight is in 50 lbs increments.

A couch that weighs 900 lbs……no 800 lbs……no…….

Come up with a better story.

 

[LosPollosHermanos]

I agree that it is incredibly easy to move 1,000 lbs or 2,000 lbs……especially when the weight is in 50 lbs increments.

A couch that weighs 900 lbs……no 800 lbs……no…….

Come up with a better story.

It might have been 700. I also caught a 6 lb. Virginia mullet in the surf this week. Probably a state record but I let it go without weighing it.

 

[EyeballKid]

I agree that it is incredibly easy to move 1,000 lbs or 2,000 lbs……especially when the weight is in 50 lbs increments.

A couch that weighs 900 lbs……no 800 lbs……no…….

Come up with a better story.

Each cushion was loaded with 100 lbs of blow. 6 cushions plus a 150 lb couch gets you to 750 lbs. Add in a couple of bolster pillows at 25 lbs of blow, give or take…

 

[LosPollosHermanos]

Each cushion was loaded with 100 lbs of blow. 6 cushions plus a 150 lb couch gets you to 750 lbs. Add in a couple of bolster pillows at 25 lbs of blow, give or take…

Shit I'll be back over there with a utility knife first thing in the morning.

 

[nycfan]

 

[HeelYeah2012]

So where do we stand?

We blew the shit out of Iran’s nuke facilities, then Iran couldn’t do anything about it whatsoever, and now we’ve got a ceasefire that recently became effective?

 

[CFordUNC]

I was up with our newborn when you posted this at 2 AM ET, thought I might have to actually write a post sincerely congratulating Trump for somehow being the POTUS who finally brokered peace in the Middle East, and now at 7 AM it’s apparently no longer true. Wild!

 

[CFordUNC]

 

[CFordUNC]

 

[CFordUNC]

 

[nycfan]

 

[nycfan]

 

[HintonJamesHeel]

So where do we stand?

We blew the shit out of Iran’s nuke facilities, then Iran couldn’t do anything about it whatsoever, and now we’ve got a ceasefire that recently became effective?

NBC just said both countries legitimately want the ceasefire but also wanted to get last licks in. They said Trump being so strong with Israel this morning means that side will likely comply going forward. Or all sounds very promising.

 

[MOUNTAINH33L]

Holy smokes! Trump said some shit I agree with.

 

[Centerpiece]

NBC just said both countries legitimately want the ceasefire but also wanted to get last licks in. They said Trump being so strong with Israel this morning means that side will likely comply going forward. Or all sounds very promising.

I want to agree to end the fight, but wait… I wanna take this 2x4 up side your head a couple of times real quick. OK. I’m done now. Let’s shake hands and pretend this shit never happened. And let me bend the knee and kiss the feet of the referee who brokered the peace 48 hours after he bombed the shit out of my man cave. We’re good now.

 

[nycfan]

Everyone is focused on the F-bomb but this statement indicates a profound lack of knowledge about the history of armistice and cease fires:



Which is why the staggered cease-fire he announced didn’t make sense in the first place. Both parties tend to intensify fighting ahead of a cessation of violence to try to strengthen their position up to the last second.

 

[CFordUNC]

NBC just said both countries legitimately want the ceasefire but also wanted to get last licks in. They said Trump being so strong with Israel this morning means that side will likely comply going forward. Or all sounds very promising.

Has there ever been written a more hilariously contradictory sentence than “both sides legitimately want to stop shooting at each other but they wanted to shoot at each other one more time before they actually no longer want to shoot each other.”

 

[CFordUNC]

I want to agree to end the fight, but wait… I wanna take this 2x4 up side your head a couple of times real quick. OK. I’m done now. Let’s shake hands and pretend this shit never happened. And let me bend the knee and kiss the feet of the referee who brokered the peace 48 hours after he bombed the shit out of my man cave. We’re good now.

You said it better than me hahaha.

Lmfao at Lynch34

 

[nycfan]

Now tell Israel to stop in Gaza …