Lara Trump’s Music Career

[Wheels81]

Why does she think she has a music career?

 

[korgguy1971]

Because of the natural narcissistic tendencies and delusions of grandeur which run through the Trump family maybe?

 

[JCTarheel82]

Eat your heart out, Adele.

 

[theel4life]

Why does she think she has a music career?

 

[Wheels81]

I’m assuming she’ll be invited to the alternative Super Bowl half time show that the Trumpers are planning.

 

[Patb78]

I listened to about 30 seconds. While I like to encourage people to follow their dreams, the world would be better (musically at least) if someone just cut her vocal cords. Given the narcissism that is a prevalent trait in her family, I’m sure they all think she’s the next Patsy Cline. Awful. But, I’m sure her father will book her for a two week performance at the Kennedy Center.

 

[Calheel]

But, I’m sure her father-in-law will book her for a two week performance at the Kennedy Center.

FIFY

 

[nrsair]

Her voice reminds me of a male singer, either pop punk or indie. But I can’t place it.

 

[nycfan]

Her voice reminds me of a male singer, either pop punk or indie. But I can’t place it.

How much can we really know about a voice so heavily auto-tuned?

 

[JCTarheel82]

Her voice reminds me of a male singer, either pop punk or indie. But I can’t place it.

 

[dukeman92]

She sounds like a bear stuck in a trap trying to pass kidney stones.

 

[NYCBlueBlood]

She sounds like a bear stuck in a trap trying to pass kidney stones.

 

[Bobfripp]

Her voice reminds me of a male singer, either pop punk or indie. But I can’t place it.

Tiny Tim?

 

[NYCBlueBlood]

Rebecca Black

 

[Zoo_View]

Tiny Tim?

Tiny Tim could hit higher notes.

 

[sringwal]

I listened to about 30 seconds.

I know it feels like forever, but technically the video is only 19 seconds long.

 

[Patb78]

I know it feels like forever, but technically the video is only 19 seconds long.

Well there you go. It seemed a lot longer than that.

 

[sringwal]

Tay Zonday is a goddamned national treasure.

 

[Icky Mettle]

She reminds me of Jan Terri:

 

[GeeWhy]

Better than I was expecting. Then again, I wasn't expecting much.