Melania the movie?

[SmilingJack]

So apparently she’s going to be paid $40 million by the producers and they spent $35 million advertising it and they have resold about 20 tickets!
lol

 

[WaynetheDrain]

The country’s reaction to her movie:

“I really don’t care. Do u?”

 

[theel4life]

So apparently she’s going to be paid $40 million by the producers and they spent $35 million advertising it and they have resold about 20 tickets!
lol

I’d rather watch 2 cats lick each other’s ass.

 

[wmheel1287]

I’d rather watch 2 cats lick each other’s ass.

Melania already starred in that a few years ago.

 

[uncmba]

Wasn’t this all just one bribe to Trump from Bezos?

 

[UNCatTech]

Melania already starred in that a few years ago.

That was worth watching.

 

[Rock]

I am kind of surprised that they didn’t do the book thing like when Don Junior “writes“ a book and conservative organizations purchase thousands of copies to make it seem like it was a best seller.

 

[1moretimeagain]

I am kind of surprised that they didn’t do the book thing like when Don Junior “writes“ a book and conservative organizations purchase thousands of copies to make it seem like it was a best seller.

I wouldn’t rule out something similar just yet.

 

[UNCMSinLS]

It's one day from release, and Rotten Tomatoes has exactly ZERO reviews. That tells you everything you need to know.

One entertainment site I follow described the screening audience's reaction as "Interesting". High praise, indeed!

 

[HandsonFire]

Wasn’t this all just one bribe to Trump from Bezos?

Probably goes to Melania. Her payment for putting up with Trump.

 

[Icky Mettle]

It's one day from release, and Rotten Tomatoes has exactly ZERO reviews. That tells you everything you need to know.

One entertainment site I follow described the screening audience's reaction as "Interesting". High praise, indeed!

I hope that screening audience got paid well. Could you imagine sitting through that?

 

[farce©]

 

[CFordUNC]

I would not know from never having personal experience conducting such research, I would imagine that videos of Slovenian prostitutes are a dime a dozen on the web so I’m not sure why anyone would spend hard earned disposable dollars to watch a full length movie about her.

 

[altmin]

It's one day from release, and Rotten Tomatoes has exactly ZERO reviews. That tells you everything you need to know.

One entertainment site I follow described the screening audience's reaction as "Interesting". High praise, indeed!

they refused to give early access to media

 

[altmin]

the $40 Million rights purchasing was a bribe.

The $35 million advertising budget was a tax write off for something else in the company

 

[heelinhell]

I would not know from never having personal experience conducting such research, I would imagine that videos of Slovenian prostitutes are a dime a dozen on the web so I’m not sure why anyone would spend hard earned disposable dollars to watch a full length movie about her.

I'm going to wait for it to come out on DVD, and if it includes extended scenes of her doing a reprise of her girl on girl porn, then I might add it to my collection especially if it is better than "Debbie Does Dallas"

 

[UNCMSinLS]

I'm going to wait for it to come out on DVD, and if it includes extended scenes of her doing a reprise of her girl on girl porn, then I might add it to my collection especially if it is better than "Debbie Does Dallas"

Come on (pun NOT intended), heelinhell, just the performances of the actors playing Mr. Greenfield and Mr. Hardwick alone dominate the screen. Talk about "Be Best"! They certainly did not have John Holmes-level mega-watt stardom, but they were overflowing with plenty of rizz (maybe I misspelled that last word). Debbie's first foray into the land of J.R. with her industrious cheerleader friends will never be overcome (perhaps pun intended) by any FLOTUS PORNUS.

P.S. - Now you know how I spent much of my misspent youth.

 

[CFordUNC]

Now wait a damn second. Did I miss that Trump is actually getting Epstein’s sloppy seconds with Melania??

 

[05C40]

Now wait a damn second. Did I miss that Trump is actually getting Epstein’s sloppy seconds with Melania??

"Melania made a huge mistake by doing a fluff film full of self-aggrandizing." This is a movie about when Melania was a fluffer in the porn industry?

 

[ZenMode]

I’d rather watch 2 cats lick each other’s ass.