Melania the movie?

[sringwal]

Zenmode pretending that two cats licking each other’s assholes isn’t at the top of his search history.

Sure, Jan.

 

[dukeman92]

If this movie was playing on my flight, I'd still walk out.

 

[nycfan]

Hopefully a joke but who knows?

 

[ChileG]

This is false as he would have just blown his own brains out.

 

[Kingpin]

On Colbert last night, he showed that ZERO tickets had been sold for opening night at the 2 theaters closest to Times Square. And ZERO reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. It’s a $70 M donation/bribe by Bezos to Orange Turd.

 

[uncsig]

If this movie was playing on my flight, I'd still walk out.

Saw that quote on my Threads feed the other day.

 

[Granville]

At the silver spot theater in chapel hill between 10 and 20 tickets had been sold for three shows as of last night. It was scheduled in some of the smallest theaters.

 

[CarolinaFever]

I assume it's a horror movie.

 

[TangledUpInBlue06]

This will be a great option for Lauren Boebert if she still takes dates to theaters.

 

[1moretimeagain]

Now wait a damn second. Did I miss that Trump is actually getting Epstein’s sloppy seconds with Melania??

 

[1moretimeagain]

On Colbert last night, he showed that ZERO tickets had been sold for opening night at the 2 theaters closest to Times Square. And ZERO reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. It’s a $70 M donation/bribe by Bezos to Orange Turd.

He and other comedians should save the low ticket sales joke# until after the opening weekend.

 

[finesse]

How long before I went to Melania stickers become de rigueur?

 

[tarheelbillie]

So apparently she’s going to be paid $40 million by the producers and they spent $35 million advertising it and they have resold about 20 tickets!
lol

So, now he is pimping his wife. And you know he will be demanding an Oscar.

 

[tarheelbillie]

Think we could get that on Truth Social?

 

[1moretimeagain]

Think we could get that on Truth Social?

Nycfan may be able to

 

[Zoo_View]

I’m still thinking about seeing it this weekend.

 

[Wheels81]

 

[Geisterfahrer]

I’m still thinking about seeing it this weekend.

Report back

 

[superrific]

If you're out in public, and you really need to jerk off, and you don't have time to get home, and you do not want to be caught

Buy a ticket to Melania

 

[finesse]

If you're out in public, and you really need to jerk off, and you don't have time to get home, and you do not want to be caught

Buy a ticket to Melania

Philosophy majors, if there is someone in the audience, what condition is created when an incipient jerkoff meets a real life one?