Melania the movie?

[nycfan]

 

[altmin]

It's like the WH press office conducted this interview

 

[StrangePackage]

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most

 

[Granville]

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most

Theaters can’t do standing room

 

[aGDevil2k]

Dumbass. Does she really think movies have people that stand up to watch when it's sold out????

 

[Icky Mettle]

Dumbass. Does she really think movies have people that stand up to watch when it's sold out????

Only movies as good as “Melania.”

 

[korgguy1971]

 

[Bobfripp]

-> Opinion | ‘Melania’ the Book Was Bad. ‘Melania’ the Movie Is Somehow Worse.

In addition to my current signature, here are some other vapid, narcissistic quotes from the First Lady.

“As America’s first lady, the real nobility is in becoming stronger than the person I was yesterday. This strength cannot come from the title. It’s a quiet force from within.”

“As first lady, I honor the importance of the White House and its very special place in our nation’s history.”

“My goal is to establish a coalition with other world leaders to help children.”

 

[NYCBlueBlood]

-> Opinion | ‘Melania’ the Book Was Bad. ‘Melania’ the Movie Is Somehow Worse.

In addition to my current signature, here are some other vapid, narcissistic quotes from the First Lady.

“As America’s first lady, the real nobility is in becoming stronger than the person I was yesterday. This strength cannot come from the title. It’s a quiet force from within.”

“As first lady, I honor the importance of the White House and its very special place in our nation’s history.”

“My goal is to establish a coalition with other world leaders to help children.”

"Being first lady... sure beats hooking for Epstein."

 

[Bobfripp]

"Being first lady... sure beats hooking for Epstein."

Also ...

“My goal is to establish a coalition with other world leaders to help children who have been raped by Epstein and my husband.”

 

[Zoo_View]

"Being first lady... sure beats hooking for Epstein."

“Hooking for Epstein was better than being Donald’s First Lady,” is more believable.

 

[GeeWhy]

Dumbass. Does she really think movies have people that stand up to watch when it's sold out????

The people in wheelchairs were cured and stood with tears of appreciation in their eyes. Duh!

 

[Bobfripp]

This is fantastic ...

 

[bridgetender]

This is still hilarious.

 

[Mulberry Heel]

-> Opinion | ‘Melania’ the Book Was Bad. ‘Melania’ the Movie Is Somehow Worse.

In addition to my current signature, here are some other vapid, narcissistic quotes from the First Lady.

“As America’s first lady, the real nobility is in becoming stronger than the person I was yesterday. This strength cannot come from the title. It’s a quiet force from within.”

“As first lady, I honor the importance of the White House and its very special place in our nation’s history.”

“My goal is to establish a coalition with other world leaders to help children.”

I still laugh at her statement in Trump 1.0 that one of her goals as First Lady was to end bullying. She's married to one of the biggest bullies and Mean Girls in US political history, but she's going to stop bullying. "Be Best" my ass. Lollers.

 

[LeoBloom]