superrific
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Barron, dude, hope you had a good freshman year. Look, I know you were born into a whirlwind, and you couldn't possibly have asked for the upbringing you received. You're probably something of a jerk, but it's really not your fault; you never had a chance to be anything but. On the plus side, you're not nearly the jerk as your half-brothers. You still have your whole life ahead of you. You'll get a good education at NYU. I think we're all hoping for the best for you.
Anyway, here's an important secret in life that likely nobody has told you: dark-skinned women make the best girlfriends. You haven't lived until you've felt the gentle caress of soft melanin-drenched epidermal radiance across your chest, around your back, and of course all over your manhood. If you can't find a black woman who suits your fancy, you might try Central Americans. Guatemalans are especially great in bed; I speak from experience.
Of course, a guy like you probably doesn't even need to choose. Nothing screams BDE more than walking down Broadway, a black woman in one arm and a feisty Dominican in the other. Take a few selfies, pose for a few cameras -- you will be THE big swinging dick on campus. Trust me.
Anyway, here's an important secret in life that likely nobody has told you: dark-skinned women make the best girlfriends. You haven't lived until you've felt the gentle caress of soft melanin-drenched epidermal radiance across your chest, around your back, and of course all over your manhood. If you can't find a black woman who suits your fancy, you might try Central Americans. Guatemalans are especially great in bed; I speak from experience.
Of course, a guy like you probably doesn't even need to choose. Nothing screams BDE more than walking down Broadway, a black woman in one arm and a feisty Dominican in the other. Take a few selfies, pose for a few cameras -- you will be THE big swinging dick on campus. Trust me.
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