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Put some fucking respect on the goat 🌭

Whatever. I find eating contests to be a particular grotesque form of bulemic exhibitionism.
Oh, I tuned in for about 3-4 seconds. I couldn't watch it longer than that - between worrying someone would choke or puke, I just couldn't do it. But, I do find it interesting that someone can eat so many hotdogs in 10 minutes.

Plus, there's something to say about being able to show up, with all the hype, all the expectations, all the pressure, and to deliver time and time again. Very Jordanesque.
 
Yeah but I don't slow down to look at accidents either. I look for the quickest way to find them in my rearview mirror.
 
I sort of put those hot dog eating contests in the same catagory as events where female porn stars have sex with an enormous number of men within a specified period. I have absolutely no interest in watching or participating in either event.
 
I sort of put those hot dog eating contests in the same catagory as events where female porn stars have sex with an enormous number of men within a specified period. I have absolutely no interest in watching or participating in either event.
Hot dogs are a bit phallic.

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