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Does the king not have a portable steamer to get wrinkles out of his suits? Seems like that would be a good investment for the monarchy.
No, there's no machine currently available to get the trump out. Best advice is to just throw it away and get a new suit.

also, no one is gonna get out their best suit to meet trump, not even the stuffy british monarch.
 

don't believe anything andrew said about...'that island that shall not be named' and the former owner whose name sounds like jif epson....K?

'he has pictures of all of you together watching your current wife being railed by two super hung dudes'

'fake...ai...fake' (proceeds to shit diaper)

'yes...indeed' (steps away from the smell)
 
Maybe. I think Trump really wants to be what Putin and Netanyahu are and Orban was for 16 years. Being King is nice, but Charles doesn't have the kind of total power that Trump craves.
I thought later he wants to be a despotic king. Not like Charles at all. Charles understands what his true position is in the British government. The English monarchy has existed for over 1200 years, and Charles is the latest person to hold the title of monarch. Trump is trying to create a title that is completely alien to our way of life government.
 


ā€œā€¦ CBS also cut out the president’s massive rant against the No Kings protests. His broadcast answer was, ā€œWell the, you see the reason you have people like that is you have people doing ā€˜No Kings’. I’m not a king. What am I, if I was a king, I wouldn’t be dealing with you.ā€ His actual answer was much more troubling.

ā€œYou know, I’m not a king.… I see these No Kings which are funded just like the [Southern Poverty Law Center] was funded. You all that Southern Laws, financing the KKK and lots of other radical, terrible groups. And then they go out and they say, Oh, we’ve got to stop the KKK. And yet they give them hundreds of thousands and even millions of dollars. They work. It’s a total scam run by the Democrats. It shows you that, like Charlottesville, Charlottesville was all funded by the Southern Law,ā€ Trump said—a completely outrageous claim given that neo-Nazis and white supremacists like Richard Spencer and Nick Fuentes were there. ā€œThat was a Southern Law deal too. And it was done to make me look bad. And it turned out to be a total fake. It basically was a rigged election. This was a part of the rigging of the election.ā€ā€¦ā€
 
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