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“People are loving what’s happening,” [in Iran] Trump insisted. He predicted that Iran’s government would not be the last to buckle in a Trump-initiated confrontation: “Cuba’s going to fall, too.”

CUBA

“Well, it’s because of my intervention, intervention that is happening,” Trump said. “Obviously, otherwise they wouldn’t have this problem. We cut off all oil, all money, … everything coming in from Venezuela, which was the sole source.”

“How long have you been hearing about Cuba — Cuba, Cuba — for 50 years?” Trump added. “And that’s one of the small ones for me.”

IRAN

“I’m going to have a big impact [on selecting Iran’s leader], or they’re not going to have any settlement, because we’re not going to have to go do this again.”

“We’ll work with the people and the regime to make sure that somebody gets there that can nicely build Iran but without nuclear weapons,” Trump said.

… “Now they’re looking at the son. The reason the father wouldn’t give it to the son is they say he’s incompetent.”

… “People are loving what’s happening,” Trump said. “We’re taking out a threat to the United States of America, major threat, … and doing it like nobody’s ever seen before.”

… “We’re being surgical,” he said. “We have unlimited supply of weapons, unlimited. … We have thousands, thousands, of them.”

… “They have no navy. They have no air force. They have no detection of air. It’s all wiped out. Their radar is all wiped out. Their military is decimated,” Trump said. “All they have is guts.”
 
UKRAINE

… “Zelenksyy he has to get on the ball, and he has to get a deal done,” Trump said.

… “I think Putin is ready to make a deal,” he said. Trump has said that before.

… “It’s unthinkable that he’s [Zelensky] the obstacle,” Trump said. “You don’t have the cards. Now he’s got even less cards.”

MILITARY

… “Well, I fired Anthropic. Anthropic is in trouble because I fired [them] like dogs, because they shouldn’t have done that,” he said.

… “You see how good Pete’s doing, and you see how good the military. And so we have an amazing military. The whole world is seeing that now I built the military in my first term, and I’m using it in my second term,” he said.
 
Trump on a weird posting spree — dozens of old news items lauding him or slamming Bill Maher or CNN or other news items from February.

For example:

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Also, this:

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“quietly, but seamlessly” is doing some work given wide media reports of Americans finding it difficult, costly and/or dangerous to secure passage out of the region.
 
“People are loving what’s happening,” [in Iran] Trump insisted. He predicted that Iran’s government would not be the last to buckle in a Trump-initiated confrontation: “Cuba’s going to fall, too.”

CUBA

“Well, it’s because of my intervention, intervention that is happening,” Trump said. “Obviously, otherwise they wouldn’t have this problem. We cut off all oil, all money, … everything coming in from Venezuela, which was the sole source.”

“How long have you been hearing about Cuba — Cuba, Cuba — for 50 years?” Trump added. “And that’s one of the small ones for me.”

IRAN

“I’m going to have a big impact [on selecting Iran’s leader], or they’re not going to have any settlement, because we’re not going to have to go do this again.”

“We’ll work with the people and the regime to make sure that somebody gets there that can nicely build Iran but without nuclear weapons,” Trump said.

… “Now they’re looking at the son. The reason the father wouldn’t give it to the son is they say he’s incompetent.”

… “People are loving what’s happening,” Trump said. “We’re taking out a threat to the United States of America, major threat, … and doing it like nobody’s ever seen before.”

… “We’re being surgical,” he said. “We have unlimited supply of weapons, unlimited. … We have thousands, thousands, of them.”

… “They have no navy. They have no air force. They have no detection of air. It’s all wiped out. Their radar is all wiped out. Their military is decimated,” Trump said. “All they have is guts.”
All said like a true 3rd grader. Anyone who supports this buffoonery is dead to me.
 
Also, this:

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“quietly, but seamlessly” is doing some work given wide media reports of Americans finding it difficult, costly and/or dangerous to secure passage out of the region.
After all the pearl clutching over our hasty departure of Afghanistan, where the hell's the uproar on stranding thousands of US citizens in the ME? Honestly...
 

“… When it was time for questions, Fox News’ Senior White House Correspondent Peter Doocy was the first reporter to talk, and immediately tried turning the president’s attention back to Iran and the international conflict engulfing the Middle East that has voters concerned.

It sounds like the Russians are helping Iran target and attack Americans now,” Doocy began, referencing reports that Russia, one of Iran’s key allies, is offering intelligence support to the besieged nation to assist with strikes on American targets in the region. But the 79-year-old commander in chief didn’t want to hear it.

That’s an easy problem, compared to what we’re doing here,” Trump snapped back, seeming to suggest that college sports were a more challenging crisis, which elicited some laughs. But Trump was not done.

Can I be honest? It’s just... I have a lot of respect for you,” Trump said. “You’ve always been very nice to me. What a stupid question that is to be asking at this time. We’re talking about something else."

“Can we keep this... maybe... a little bit...” the president said before trailing off to take the next question.…”

 
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