Soooo … is a Civil War brewing in Minneapolis?



So civil war isn’t big enough for MAGA? It has to be a spiritual war?

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1) If you've ever been around Pentecostals, everything is "spiritual". If an apple falls off a tree, spiritual. If a frog ribbits, spiritual. If my fart wakes my dog, spiritual.

2) Calling it a "spiritual war" makes it holy rather than another usurpation of civil rights by a dime store dictator.
 
1) If you've ever been around Pentecostals, everything is "spiritual". If an apple falls off a tree, spiritual. If a frog ribbits, spiritual. If my fart wakes my dog, spiritual.

2) Calling it a "spiritual war" makes it holy rather than another usurpation of civil rights by a dime store dictator.
And of course Evangelical MAGAs are all convinced that God and Jesus are on their side, so they can't possibly lose. Just like they can't imagine how any Christian could possibly vote Democratic. All Democrats are going to hell, plain and simple. And if Dear Leader and his minions tell them that the only way to save America is to kill godless Democrats, all too many will eagerly go along.
 
If my fart wakes my dog, spiritual.
Mine remain spiritual even if the dog stays soundly asleep. I have been told I possess a gift greater than all the trumpets of Joshua's army and more aromatic than the finest frankincense. When the holely spirit moves through me, all who behold it drop to their knees in awe and great praising. Blessed be the holely spirit! May it raise the dead and lower the living. Amen.
 
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