Well, ChatGPT agrees with me again.
Selective reopening is not a good economic strategy. It is a medium-term coercive bargaining strategy.
Iran may try selective reopening because it wants leverage, revenue, and de facto control, but if it is thinking strategically about Hormuz’s long-run value, it should want a return to normal traffic as soon as it can get concessions in exchange. A tollbooth Strait is not stable. It tells every importer, insurer, shipowner, and Gulf exporter: “Start pricing permanent Hormuz risk.” That is how Iran damages its own weapon.
Selective reopening can make sense only as a transitional bargaining posture, not as a durable medium-term equilibrium. Something like:
That is different from: “We want to keep the Strait semi-open and taxed for months or years.” The second version is self-defeating for the reason you give. The value of Hormuz depends on people continuing to treat it as the normal route.
The reporting fits that narrower point. Traffic remains far below normal, with Reuters describing only a handful of daily crossings compared with roughly 125–140 daily passages before the conflict; one Japan-linked crude tanker recently crossed, but analysts still expected any return to normal traffic to take months even if the conflict ended quickly. AP also reports that Iran has offered to reopen the Strait if the U.S. lifts its blockade and the war ends, which makes reopening sound like a bargaining chip, not a desired permanent chokehold.
The toll idea is especially corrosive. Reports say Iran floated fees of up to $2 million per vessel, but that kind of toll is less like a stable canal fee and more like a ransom with stationery. If normalized, it does three bad things for Iran: it encourages alternative export routes, accelerates non-oil substitution, and gives outside powers a standing reason to organize naval/legal pressure against Iran. It also hurts Iran’s neighbors, including states Iran may want to split away from the U.S. position.
So your bottom line is the one I’d adopt: Iran’s optimal strategy is probably not to scare traffic away. It is to scare governments, then let traffic come back. The weapon works best if the world believes Iran can close Hormuz, not if the world concludes Hormuz is permanently unusable. The nuke analogy holds only if the weapon remains mostly in the silo. If Iran keeps detonating it, the market starts building shelters elsewhere.
But sure, clown face me. Clown Dookie.