The Guardian gave it 2:
Far from the Max Martin-assisted pop juggernaut fans expected, this soft-rock paean to domestic bliss is slight on tunes and still seethes with grievance. And the less said about her fiance’s ‘magic wand’, the better
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My thoughts pretty much align with his- and make no mistake, I love T Swift but I think Tortured Poets and this represent a pretty steep decline from her previous work.
There are almost no musical hooks on this album, which is atypical for Max Martin. Actually Romantic may be the closest it comes, and that’s because it either sounds like Where is My Mind by the Pixies or Beverly Hills by Weezer depending on who you ask.
The memorable lines from Swift are only because they’re cringy (“his love was the key that opened my thighs”) or clunky (which worked for her in the past but seems she’s trying too hard here, “Your faultless ambition sparked the ignition on foolish decisions which led to misguided visions”) or sometimes both.
I also think it’s odd that the marketing for the album leaned so heavily into the showgirl theme and then that shows up exactly 0 times on the album. Puzzling.