Tiger Woods involved in another car wreck

[Turd Ferguson]

Tiger Woods involved in Florida rollover crash

Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash in Jupiter Island, Florida, on Friday, according to the Martin County Sheriff's Office. No details about the cause of the crash or Woods' condition were immediately released.

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[CHAMTRAIN]

Yikes, hope he's not on those opiates still.

 

[dukeman92]

Does this mean he's fuckin again? Because I want to see him win another major.

 

[CHAMTRAIN]

Picture looks minor. Assuming he's fine.

 

[rodoheel]

His position as arguably the GOAT, and no lower than #2, is secure, but I'll always wonder what might have been if not for the "sex addict" years, the first round of health issues, and then the catastrophic wreck right when he had rediscovered his form.

 

[1moretimeagain]

Once he gets his money up, Tiger should consider hiring a driver.

 

[Bobfripp]

Does this mean he's fuckin again? Because I want to see him win another major.

Do his fornicating habits correlate with his major wins?

 

[gtyellowjacket]

His position as arguably the GOAT, and no lower than #2, is secure, but I'll always wonder what might have been if not for the "sex addict" years, the first round of health issues, and then the catastrophic wreck right when he had rediscovered his form

The were some reports that tiger was kind of obsessed with special forces stuff. It started with playing Counter-Strike for 10 to 12 hours a day. Then he got hooked up with some special forces guys and would run around doind simulated training missions. The rumor is he got hurt and that contributed to his decline.

 

[aGDevil2k]

Do his fornicating habits correlate with his major wins?

He was at his best when he was banging waitresses before he got caught

 

[dukeman92]

Do his fornicating habits correlate with his major wins?

When he was banging waffle house waitresses he was the GOAT.

 

[Gmonet]

The were some reports that tiger was kind of obsessed with special forces stuff. It started with playing Counter-Strike for 10 to 12 hours a day. Then he got hooked up with some special forces guys and would run around doind simulated training missions. The rumor is he got hurt and that contributed to his decline.

There was a big article in SI like 10+ years ago detailing his obsession with special forces due to his dad. He did a ton of training with them and fucked up his body a bunch. He has been fighting reliance on painkillers for quite some time.

 

[dukeman92]

 

[theel4life]

Tiger is a piece of shit.

 

[Oddball]

FFS man,

Tiger is a piece of shit.

What a fucking idiot

 

[Calheel]

Once he gets his money up, Tiger should consider hiring a driver.

The Palos Verdes wreck should have been the wake up call. There is absolutely zero reason a bazillionaire like Woods should be driving himself anywhere.

 

[UNCatTech]

Yikes, hope he's not on those opiates still.

The article reported arrested on suspicion of DUI. But who knows.

If I had his kind of money, I'm probably be on something 90% of the time, but I'd pay a driver. A hot female driver...

 

[theel4life]

My wife works in the medical field and wonders why he was ever prescribed dilaudid. That’s a drug they give cancer patients.

• tests but blew 0.00 on a breathalyzer test.
• Toxicology Report: A toxicology report released in August 2017 revealed a "cocktail" of five different drugs in his system:
  • Hydrocodone (Vicodin): Painkiller.
  • Hydromorphone (Dilaudid): Strong painkiller.
  • Alprazolam (Xanax): Anti-anxiety/sedative medication.
  • Zolpidem (Ambien): Insomnia medication.
  • Delta-9 carboxy THC: Active ingredient in marijuana.

 

[theel4life]

FFS man,

What a fucking idiot

Indeed.

 

[UNCatTech]

He was at his best when he was banging waitresses before he got caught

He must have been something else in bed, because those tapes revealed that he had no game.

I guess with money you don't need any game. Hell even that ugly ass stinking, orange piece of shit trump paid 3 women to marry him.

 

[UNCatTech]

My wife works in the medical field and wonders why he was ever prescribed dilaudid. That’s a drug they give cancer patients.

• tests but blew 0.00 on a breathalyzer test.
• Toxicology Report:A toxicology report released in August 2017 revealed a "cocktail" of five different drugs in his system:
  • Hydrocodone (Vicodin): Painkiller.
  • Hydromorphone (Dilaudid): Strong painkiller.
  • Alprazolam (Xanax): Anti-anxiety/sedative medication.
  • Zolpidem (Ambien): Insomnia medication.
  • Delta-9 carboxy THC: Active ingredient in marijuana.

I was given dilaudid after my wrist surgery. Made me throw up in my girlfriend's car on the way home.