Trump’s Health Thread - Trump Still Breathing

That is the MoCa. If you got 30 out of 30 then good for you !

I have taken that exam . There is one task where you redraw and duplicate a 3D object. My spatial relations are so bad so I scored 29 out of 30

There is no doubt in my mind that Trump scored less than 20

I have looked up the test online and taken it a couple of times out of curiosity. I have trouble with recalling the five random words after coming back to it. I can usually get like 3 of them.

Memorization was never by strong point either. I hated it and it was really hard for me.
 
On the news right now his eyes are only open like little slits in this Q&A session.

Looks like the Oracle's Eyes in Neverending Story
 
I've seen a ton of pretty convincing arguments regarding Trump's cognitive decline, the general gist being that he's displaying many symptoms of frontotemporal dementia and is pretty far along in the process. Not sure if it's based in reality or if I'm just wish casting but one dementia expert believes he'll be out of office in less than 5 months.

Symptoms he's displayed:

  • Front lean when speaking
  • Body stops clearing saliva automatically, notice his constant slurping in his interviews. He's having to consciously do it now.
  • Slurred words/convoluted speech.
  • Genuine belief that things that did not happen did in fact happen. This is a distinguishing factor between FTD and Alzheimer's. With Alzheimer's people simply forget, with FTD people fill in holes with false memories.
  • Constant bruising on hand, location of IV for his treatment.
  • Motor issues
  • Progressive disinhibition (things like "quiet piggie")
  • Falling asleep during the day, symptom of FTD and a side effect of the FTD medication.
 
Couldn't get the hand spackle through TSA security on the way to Davos, I guess.

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His excess bleeding comes from the fact that he claims to take multiple aspirins/daily. That makes clotting difficult. He should have stomach ulcers because of that but there are drugs (Cytotec) to counteract that.
 
I have a solid entrepreneurial idea for Trump’s grifter spawn, should they occasionally peruse our little message board. All the crypto and other grifts will go up in smoke once dear leader isn’t around, so they’ll need a new revenue stream (er, literally).

When that asshole finally kicks, set up his resting place so you can literally have people piss on it. Charge $200 a pop, you can’t tell me you won’t have a few hundred thousand people a year in years 1-5. Easy millions! I don’t even want a cut for the idea, just make it happen.
 
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