Trump’s Health Thread

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bassydude77 said:
The obsession lately with his hands is as so dumb. He’s 80 and probably takes blood thinners. He can get bruised by a stiff wind.
My FIL is 75 and in great shape but he’s been on blood thinners for years. His arms always look like theyve been beaten with a bat.
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thats our stupid mind controlled political sheep system. biden was a fucking vegetable for a couple yrs as prez. hope i have halfthe get up and go trump has at his age
 
OGtruthhurts said:
thats our stupid mind controlled political sheep system. biden was a fucking vegetable for a couple yrs as prez. hope i have halfthe get up and go trump has at his age
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Trump is a grotesque fatass that can’t speak in complete sentences.

That probably describes you at your current age anyway though, so I guess it makes sense that you would strive for that in old age too.
 
OGtruthhurts said:
the guy is old as fuck i dont understand the giddiness over his appearance. thats our fucked up society to a t tho
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“Old as fuck” is relative. Take a 12 year old girl for example. She would think a 30 year old man is “old as fuck”. Now imagine that “old as fuck” 30 year old wants to marry that 12 year old girl… Fucking gross, right?
 
I’m also fairly confident that even including when he got Covid and nearly died, Trump has never gone seven days without speaking to the press across both terms.

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What if Putin poisoned him in the back of the Beast two weeks ago, and then told Trump he did it, and that's why all of those admin staffers came out of the meeting looking like they'd seen a ghost? That has been Putin and the KGB's M.O. for years- slow-acting poisons.

(Obviously extraordinarily unlikely, but still. Okay, okay, let me loosen up my tinfoil hat now...)
 
CFordUNC said:
What if Putin poisoned him in the back of the Beast two weeks ago, and then told Trump he did it, and that's why all of those admin staffers came out of the meeting looking like they'd seen a ghost? That has been Putin and the KGB's M.O. for years- slow-acting poisons.

(Obviously extraordinarily unlikely, but still. Okay, okay, let me loosen up my tinfoil hat now...)
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Maybe try using superglue instead of drywall screws to hold it on.
 
CFordUNC said:
What if Putin poisoned him in the back of the Beast two weeks ago, and then told Trump he did it, and that's why all of those admin staffers came out of the meeting looking like they'd seen a ghost? That has been Putin and the KGB's M.O. for years- slow-acting poisons.

(Obviously extraordinarily unlikely, but still. Okay, okay, let me loosen up my tinfoil hat now...)
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Why would Putin put a stop to the rapid and total destruction of the United States? Trump was achieving Putins goals way beyond Putins wildest dreams and at a much more rapid pace than he could have ever imagined.
 
Yeah good point, good point. I was mainly posting that TIC but it was at least a decently plausible conspiracy theory!
 
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