Trump’s Health Thread

[Calheel]

I am hoping RFK is making sure that no conventional treatments are utilized.

Perhaps a swim in a sewage-filled creek is just what the doctor ordered to start 2026 on the right foot.

 

[UNCatTech]

Counterpoint - why don't you shut your cake hole when people try to draw attention to the very serious systemic problems facing our nation so that we can address them, rather than engaging in counterproductive jingoistic "love it or leave it" nonsense?

It's the cult signal that they don't want to put in the effort to understand the point and make an argument.

It's that all accepting cult mentality that everything is perfect and if you don't agree you are the problem and should leave our be removed.

The Trump example.

 

[Kingpin]

4x the low dose aspirin will definitely make him bleed easily and likely give him gastric ulcers. Not a good strategy

 

[Granville]

4x the low dose aspirin will definitely make him bleed easily and likely give him gastric ulcers. Not a good strategy

But he had good genes.

 

[Rock]

That quote about wanting thin smooth blood flowing through his heart instead of thick stuff is something else.

 

[Bigs23]

That quote about wanting thin smooth blood flowing through his heart instead of thick stuff is something else.

The ramblings of a moron.

 

[tarheelbillie]

Considering that Don the Con is generally known for extortion, the “black hand” fits his persona.

 

[Patb78]

Considering that Don the Con is generally known for extortion, the “black hand” fits his persona.

“Black Hand.” We should start calling him Don Fanucci.

 

[tarheelbillie]

“Black Hand.” We should start calling him Don Fanucci.

Yes. Enter Vito Corleone!

 

[StrangePackage]

“Black Hand.” We should start calling him Don Fanucci.

He's no where near that competent or scrupulous

 

[wmheel1287]

That quote about wanting thin smooth blood flowing through his heart instead of thick stuff is something else.

 

[finesse]

I'm waiting for him to try extra chunky.

 

[milom98]

That quote about wanting thin smooth blood flowing through his heart instead of thick stuff is something else.

Just another thing in a very long list of things that Trump thinks he knows more about than the experts.

RFK Jr needs to order a study to see if there's a link between aspirin intake and narcissism.

 

[Blurb]

The handshake lie fell apart due to both hands bruising. This is likely not the reason for his hand bruising either. It’s just another cover.

 

[nycfan]

 

[finesse]

He doesn't seem insecure about his mental condition at all.

 

[evrheel]

Has Trump ever talked about his struggle with Diabetes

 

[milom98]

The handshake lie fell apart due to both hands bruising. This is likely not the reason for his hand bruising either. It’s just another cover.

Up next - Trump enjoys playing Hot Hands with Eric.

 

[05C40]

Also among their recently released predictions: in 2025, Philadelpia would win the Superbowl, Florida would win the NCAA Basketball Championship, and Los Angeles would win the MLB World Series. Pretty impressive. And really going on a limb, they claimed that in 2026, April 1st would coincide with April Fools Day.

 

[Wheels81]