Tucker Carlson seriously injured in attack....

[ZenMode]

.... by a demon?

Yes, he's serious.

 

[dukeman92]

That is not a stable individual.

 

[finesse]

That is not a stable individual.

I dunno. He seems like a horse's ass to me.

 

[lawtig02]

.... by a demon?

Yes, he's serious.

By "mauled," he clearly means, "my penis was magnetically drawn to her vagina," and by "demon," he clearly means "Staci at the strip club down the street from my office."

 

[CFordUNC]

Y'all are doing a whooooooooole lot of unsafe assuming about Tucker and vaginas, methinks.

 

[duluoz]

Who doesn’t love a click-bait thread title

 

[BlooVooDoo]

PUET