2024 Presidential Election | ELECTION DAY 2024

[WaynetheDrain]

So if the presidency thing doesn’t work out for him, we’ve learned he can: a) work at McDonalds, b) drive a trash truck, or c) give blowjobs

I see a lot of option C in the future.

 

[mpaer]

Here's the thing though...does he actually have sex with the wives or have any relationship with them after the plastic surgery? I wouldn't be surprised at all if sex with Melania ceased not long after conception of Baron. I would actually wager that they have never had intercourse after Baron's birth.

Hopefully she leaves him in 2025 . I assumme their Prenup has been altered upwards several times the last few years

 

[TangledUpInBlue06]

Hopefully she leaves him in 2025 . I assumme their Prenup has been altered upwards several times the last few years

Why the soft spot for Melania? They deserve each other. She married him. She's woken up every day since and chosen to stay married to him.

My feelings re Melania:

 

[superrific]

Why the soft spot for Melania? They deserve each other. She married him. She's woken up every day since and chosen to stay married to him.

My feelings re Melania:

Yeah, this. The idea that she's somehow a trapped woman looking for an escape was understandable at the beginning, but we've learned who she is. It's not a pretty sight.

 

[lawtig02]

I see a lot of option C in the future.

In Rikers?

 

[aGDevil2k]

Elon’s mom is now a political analyst?

She's a bad human and needs to go away

 

[Zaddy]

Kamala seems more loved than Obama. This one is over.

 

[CFordUNC]

Can't imagine voting for this.

 

[CFordUNC]

JASON! JASON! HOW DOES IT FEEL THAT YOUR BROTHER IS GAY FOR DATING THE RICHEST AND MOST FAMOUS WOMAN IN THE WORLD???

 

[HintonJamesHeel]

Kamala seems more loved than Obama. This one is over.

Um

 

[lightbluenc]

Can't imagine voting for this.

Wut. Does he think he’s a comedian?

 

[superrific]

JASON! JASON! HOW DOES IT FEEL THAT YOUR BROTHER IS GAY FOR DATING THE RICHEST AND MOST FAMOUS WOMAN IN THE WORLD???

Idiot question but what was Jason doing? He grabbed the guy's phone, trashed it, picked it up and walked away. There are several criminal offenses there, including theft. At a minimum he's going to get sued. Maybe he gives the guy a grand to go away and he doesn't care about that, but I hope the DA does not look the other way on the assault/theft. There needs to be mandatory community service at the least.

 

[Bigs23]

Idiot question but what was Jason doing? He grabbed the guy's phone, trashed it, picked it up and walked away. There are several criminal offenses there, including theft. At a minimum he's going to get sued. Maybe he gives the guy a grand to go away and he doesn't care about that, but I hope the DA does not look the other way on the assault/theft. There needs to be mandatory community service at the least.

He might have tossed the phone or given it back to the dork.

Pay for the phone and move on.

The instigator deserves nothing extra.

 

[kickazzz2000]

JASON! JASON! HOW DOES IT FEEL THAT YOUR BROTHER IS GAY FOR DATING THE RICHEST AND MOST FAMOUS WOMAN IN THE WORLD???

-350 that kids on FOX news in the next two days as a guest crying about how mean that was

 

[CFordUNC]

Idiot question but what was Jason doing? He grabbed the guy's phone, trashed it, picked it up and walked away. There are several criminal offenses there, including theft. At a minimum he's going to get sued. Maybe he gives the guy a grand to go away and he doesn't care about that, but I hope the DA does not look the other way on the assault/theft. There needs to be mandatory community service at the least.

Assuming he is a Penn State student, hopefully that little shitstain finds himself expelled on Monday morning for hate speech.

 

[CFordUNC]

-350 that kids on FOX news in the next two days as a guest crying about how mean that was

Yep. He's lucky as fuck that Kelce has so much to lose, or else that kid would currently be a puddle somewhere on a sidewalk in State College, PA looking at eating meals through a straw for the next few weeks.

 

[CFordUNC]

Other than too much alcohol, what in God's name would give some 155 lb. string bean the idea to talk shit to a 6'3 300+ lb. dude who made a living shoving other 300 lb. dudes off the line of scrimmage for a decade?

 

[lightbluenc]

Other than too much alcohol, what in God's name would give some 155 lb. string bean the idea to talk shit to a 6'3 300+ lb. dude who made a living shoving other 300 lb. dudes off the line of scrimmage for a decade?

Dude thought he was still typing from 4chan but it was real life

 

[Bigs23]

Dude thought he was still typing from 4chan but it was real life

Almost suffered a FAAFO.

 

[CFordUNC]

Dude thought he was still typing from 4chan but it was real life

I tell you what, God rest my dad's soul, if I had to tell him that I needed a new cell phone because I called some 300 lb. dude's brother a homophobic slur, he'd have done to me what Kelce admirably restrained himself from actually doing.