Carolina Hurricanes owner buys Portland Trail Blazers

Would they have to be renamed the Typhoons?
Pacific hurricanes are hurricanes in the western hemisphere and typhoons in the eastern hemisphere. So, unless he moves the Hurricanes to the Philippines, he could keep the name. Of course, hurricanes never make it all the way up to Portland, so he might need to change it to the Tsunamis, Volcanoes or the Earthquakes.
 
Pacific hurricanes are hurricanes in the western hemisphere and typhoons in the eastern hemisphere. So, unless he moves the Hurricanes to the Philippines, he could keep the name. Of course, hurricanes never make it all the way up to Portland, so he might need to change it to the Tsunamis, Volcanoes or the Earthquakes.
Well this sent me down a hurricane vs typhoon vs cyclone rabbit hole...
 
Pacific hurricanes are hurricanes in the western hemisphere and typhoons in the eastern hemisphere. So, unless he moves the Hurricanes to the Philippines, he could keep the name. Of course, hurricanes never make it all the way up to Portland, so he might need to change it to the Tsunamis, Volcanoes or the Earthquakes.
Blah, blah, blah.

Don't ruin my joke with facts. :mad:
 
The hornets are nominally my favorite NBA team but they seem cursed to always suck
The Hornets sit at the intersection of small market disadvantages, poor ownership, and terrible luck.

I'm not sure you could have a franchise perform so poorly for so long if you actually tried.
 
The Hornets sit at the intersection of small market disadvantages, poor ownership, and terrible luck.

I'm not sure you could have a franchise perform so poorly for so long if you actually tried.
Sure, but that championship celebration will be sugar sweet when it actually happens in 2245!
 
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