Crazy Shit Trump Says | “Long live the King”👑

[superrific]

sometimes bubba my maga lovin alter ego takes over before your hilarity meter starts functioning

Can you explain something that's been bugging me for a little while?

Do you see yourself as the OG of "truthhurts" prophecy? Or is it the OGtruth that hurts?

 

[altmin]

white house staffers are using "lmfao" in communications with media outlets?

lmfao, indeed.

Stephen Yeuen I assume.

 

[4thgenheel]

Stephen Yeuen I assume.

no idea who that is.

 

[altmin]

no idea who that is.

I mixed up the name. It's Steven Cheung

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/06/23/playbook-birthday-steven-cheung-335271

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/11/15/trump-transition-steven-cheung-communications-director-00189857

 

[superrific]

Wow, he also mentions no interview before the game, I read he didn't do an interview before the last super bowl of his first term, gee I wonder why.

Wonder when someone tells him the politics and romantic life of that great tight end.

 

[4thgenheel]

I mixed up the name. It's Steven Cheung

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/06/23/playbook-birthday-steven-cheung-335271

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/11/15/trump-transition-steven-cheung-communications-director-00189857

i figured you were referring to that fucker but i couldn't think of his name, either.

 

[superrific]

i figured you were referring to that fucker but i couldn't think of his name, either.

Odd Job.

 

[nycfan]

I eat out a lot and have not been subjected the scourge of paper straws very often the last few years now. But I don’t tend to use a straw unless it’s already in my drink or for my giant unsweet tea from Bojangles.

 

[Calheel]

I eat out a lot and have not been subjected the scourge of paper straws very often the last few years now. But I don’t tend to use a straw unless it’s already in my drink or for my giant unsweet tea from Bojangles.

This is the first Trump EO I can get behind (of course, it is completely unenforceable, except maybe at federal cafeterias).

 

[CFordUNC]

I don’t like paper straws either, but how exactly does this bring down the price of eggs???

 

[Calheel]

I don’t like paper straws either, but how exactly does this bring down the price of eggs???

When people no longer need to use four paper straws to finish their drinks, the savings will be passed to chicken farmers.

 

[UNCatTech]

Wonder when someone tells him the politics and romantic life of that great tight end.

He'll just tell us how they have no talent and are not good at their jobs.

 

[BlueSteel]

I eat out a lot and have not been subjected the scourge of paper straws very often the last few years now. But I don’t tend to use a straw unless it’s already in my drink or for my giant unsweet tea from Bojangles.

Now this is honestly something I can get behind. Those paper straws positively suck. Still, this has more of a "class president" vibe, doesn't it? What about the price of eggs?
(ETA: Sorry CFord! Just saw your post above. Great minds think alike!

 

[finesse]

Now this is honestly something I can get behind. Those paper straws positively suck. Still, this has more of a "class president" vibe, doesn't it? What about the price of eggs?
(ETA: Sorry CFord! Just saw your post above. Great minds think alike!

So do you two.

 

[nycfan]

Three degrees of separation here (Trump - R.F.K. Jr - Nicole Shanahan) but

 

[theel4life]

Fucking fool

 

[4thgenheel]

Three degrees of separation here (Trump - R.F.K. Jr - Nicole Shanahan) but

every single time she's in the news its for something insane.

 

[JD Heel]

How does the new kickoff rule make football more dangerous?

This guy doesn't even understand basic physics.

 

[Wheels81]

How can you have an Executive Order about straws? Is this a federal issue?

 

[lawtig02]

This guy doesn't even understand basic physics.

He sure as hell knows how to get a hurricane to hit Alabama, though.