Crazy Shit Trump Says | “Long live the King”👑

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Wheels81 said:
How can you have an Executive Order about straws? Is this a federal issue?
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It registers with MAGA and many ignorant “moderates” and “independents.”

Eliminating paper straws is a big deal to such people……even if it doesn’t eliminate paper straws.
 
Wheels81 said:
How can you have an Executive Order about straws? Is this a federal issue?
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Executive Orders, especially Trump's, are largely about signaling and influence. You can change the way things are done through soft power, too. Kim Kardashian couldn't force anyone to get butt implants and lip fillers and yet ...
 
Calheel said:
Executive Orders, especially Trump's, are largely about signaling and influence. You can change the way things are done through soft power, too. Kim Kardashian couldn't force anyone to get butt implants and lip fillers and yet ...
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I saw three reporters on TV one time talking about a picture of Kim Kardashian. She was sitting on a pool lounge chair with her back to the camera. She had on a thong bikini. The reporters were talking about the picture and the fact she had 225 million followers on social media. The reporters were 2 women and one man. One of the women laughed and said if she posted a picture like that of herself she would have negative 225 million followers.
 
BlueSteel said:
Now this is honestly something I can get behind. Those paper straws positively suck. Still, this has more of a "class president" vibe, doesn't it? What about the price of eggs?
(ETA: Sorry CFord! Just saw your post above. Great minds think alike! ;)
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I thought that sucking was a function of any straw, no matter the material. :cool:
 
WaynetheDrain said:
The guy subsists off McDonalds. He's built like a wad of chewed bubble gum. Can you imagine the giant dumps produced by his fat ass?
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The yuge amount of Diet Coke (caffeine) he consumes might help his bowel movements. I doubt he drinks much water. He’s likely so dehydrated that his turds are like bricks.

Given his obesity, diet, and lack of exercise, he’s likely on a slew of drugs. The Diabetes-2 drug Metformin has a diarrhea-like side effect. He might benefit from that.

Daily enemas?
 
Zoo_View said:
The yuge amount of Diet Coke (caffeine) he consumes might help his bowel movements. I doubt he drinks much water. He’s likely so dehydrated that his turds are like bricks.

Given his obesity, diet, and lack of exercise, he’s likely on a slew of drugs. The Diabetes-2 drug Metformin has a diarrhea-like side effect. He might benefit from that.

Daily enemas?
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He's giving America a daily enema.
 
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