I probably need to get a hobby, but I have to confess I do get some sort of sadistic enjoyment out of watching ramrouser in particular being forced to contort himself like a pretzel to try to pretend like he doesn't understand how incredibly damning all of the mounting evidence appears to be around Trump's relationship with Jeff Epstein. It's one of the primary enjoyments I get out of the board these days.
Trump: "I'm going to instruct the Attorney General to release the Epstein files."
Ramrouser: "Way to go, Your Excellency! Reveal those Democrat pervs and pedos once and for all!"
Trump: "Actually, nevermind, the files don't exist."
Ramrouser: "Right you are, sir! Of course they never existed!"
Trump: "Okay, the files existed, but they were written by ObamaBidenHillary to make me look bad!"
Ramrouser: "Exactly, Your Royal Highness, exactly as I've been saying, the LibDemsMarxists were out to get you and purposefully planted your name in the Epstein files even before you ever ran for president to topple your presidency!"
Trump: "I was best friends with Jeff Epstein. Hung with him a ton. Partied with him. He liked hot chicks as much I do, and many of them were on the "younger side" if you catch my drift!"
Ramrouser: "Right you are, sir, of course, it was just guys being dudes! Nothing wrong with that! Nothing to see here!"
Trump: "Remember when I bragged about how much I wanted to gird the loins of my teenage daughter, Ivanka? Remember how much I liked to brag about being entitled to walk in on naked teenagers in the dressing room??"
Ramrouser: "It was just locker room talk, sir, I'm sure of it. You didn't ACTUALLY mean that you wanted to fuck your daughter, and even if you did, it was 15 years ago and you said it to Howard Stern!"
Trump: "Actually, you know what, fuck Jeffrey Epstein, he stole underage chicks who were "spa workers" from me!"
Ramrouser: "Nothing to see here, Your Majesty! Surely a misunderstanding that is entirely devoid of any meaning and is otherwise purely coincidental!"