Giuliani in serious car wreck, weird circumstances

[finesse]

How many cousins does he have?

Italians have large extended families, I understand.

 

[sringwal]

Thoughts and prayers.

 

[nycfan]

FLASHBACK



Rudy does have a history of claiming an attack that didn’t pan out.

 

[BlooVooDoo]

What people are saying is that the whole “story” is so bizarre as to be suspicious. There was no reason to explain what Giuliani was doing 30 minutes before the wreck happened, unless they’re trying to get out in front of of something.

Yeah, that’s like mentioning buying a homeless guy an egg McMuffin 30 minutes before getting robbed at a pharmacy.

 

[Geisterfahrer]

So basically, he got caught fucking around with someone's wife and tried to intervene between the two of them when they were arguing/fighting. After he left the scene, the husband ran him down and plowed over him in his car.

This is the narrative that makes sense to me in my head, so Im sticking with it. It's precisely the benefit of the doubt deserved by Guiliani.

You should be in the law & order writers room.

 

[nycfan]

 

[SnoopRob]

So they don't think it was a targeted attack, but they spend the entire first paragraph of the press release telling an unrelated story of how he helped a DV victim?

 

[Varmint]

Well I'm going to wait for the official Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference before a rush to judgment. Any reports of spills of shoe polish on the road ?

 

[Icky Mettle]

So basically, he got caught fucking around with someone's wife and tried to intervene between the two of them when they were arguing/fighting. After he left the scene, the husband ran him down and plowed over him in his car.

This is the narrative that makes sense to me in my head, so Im sticking with it. It's precisely the benefit of the doubt deserved by Guiliani.

Imagine how upset one would have to feel after learning that their spouse was cheating on them with … Rudy Giuliani. You’d really have to question whether you even deserve to exist.

 

[nycfan]

Well I'm going to wait for the official Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference before a rush to judgment. Any reports of spills of shoe polish on the road ?

 

[Zoo_View]

So they don't think it was a targeted attack, but they spend the entire first paragraph of the press release telling an unrelated story of how he helped a DV victim?

Rudy is nothing but a nice and caring guy……he exudes empathy from each pore.

 

[Varmint]

....said the Cryptkeeper

 

[SnoopRob]

Rudy is nothing but a nice and caring guy……he exudes empathy from each pore.

I think that’s hair dye.

 

[SmilingJack]

Who’s Rudy and why should I care?

 

[SnoopRob]

Who’s Rudy and why should I care?

 

[Wheels81]

Does Rudy still owe money in that huge judgment against him? If so, maybe they can attach any insurance proceeds he gets out of this accident.

 

[Calheel]

Does Rudy still owe money in that huge judgment against him? If so, maybe they can attach any insurance proceeds he gets out of this accident.

I believe he reached a settlement of that judgment.

 

[SnoopRob]

I believe he reached a settlement of that judgment.

But did he actually pay?

Because we might have stumbled onto a clue if he's been remiss in making payment.

 

[Calheel]

But did he actually pay?

Because we might have stumbled onto a clue if he's been remiss in making payment.

Yeah I think that was the deal. He turned over certain assets to them and they called it a day. Pretty sure that’s how that one ended.

 

[Zoo_View]

He reached a settlement with the two women; he didn’t pay anywhere close to the full amount.

As part of the undisclosed settlement, he supposedly agreed to stop defaming the women and he didn’t have to admit guilt.

He kept his Manhattan and Florida properties; I expect the grifting weasel has millions hidden away.