Going after Greenland | Trump mad king letter

[Calheel]

What the hell is a Denmark 5?

A completely average-looking Dane, a.k.a. the hottest American you have ever seen.

In fairness, based on the Greenland videos I have seen recently, I think Denmark achieves such national hotness by shipping all the average-looking people to Greenland.

 

[superrific]

Well, I was briefly involved with a Danish woman summer after my clerkship. Pretty hot. Terrible in bed, if that makes you feel any better. The only person I have ever broken up with on the basis of unforgivably bad sex. It was like fucking a dead marlin.

 

[lawtig02]

Well, I was briefly involved with a Danish woman summer after my clerkship. Pretty hot. Terrible in bed, if that makes you feel any better. The only person I have ever broken up with on the basis of unforgivably bad sex. It was like fucking a dead marlin.

How long dead?

 

[superrific]

How long dead?

I'm not an expert in marlins. She did nothing. Just flopped on the bed. Totally sober, clearly aroused (physically at least), and inert. I gave her the benefit of the doubt, figuring that she was maybe uncomfortable with a new person. But after she invited me for what was essentially a booty call, and still did nothing, I realized familiarity wasn't the problem -- it was our third time at that point, and she had called me over. Of course I was a gentleman and made sure she finished, but it wasn't very much fun.

 

[nycfan]

 

[gregh1]

A completely average-looking Dane, a.k.a. the hottest American you have ever seen.

In fairness, based on the Greenland videos I have seen recently, I think Denmark achieves such national hotness by shipping all the average-looking people to Greenland.

The diet, exercise and higher standard of living go a long way. If you gave every American a good diet, had them bike and walk all day long, then provided stipends for nice apparel and self-care, we'd be hot too, with the benefit of more diversity. (My wife has worked for a danish company for a decade)

 

[kidryancorn]

I'm not an expert in marlins. She did nothing. Just flopped on the bed. Totally sober, clearly aroused (physically at least), and inert. I gave her the benefit of the doubt, figuring that she was maybe uncomfortable with a new person. But after she invited me for what was essentially a booty call, and still did nothing, I realized familiarity wasn't the problem -- it was our third time at that point, and she had called me over. Of course I was a gentleman and made sure she finished, but it wasn't very much fun.

This sounds like something Trump would say.

 

[nycfan]

 

[EyeballKid]

I'm not an expert in marlins. She did nothing. Just flopped on the bed. Totally sober, clearly aroused (physically at least), and inert. I gave her the benefit of the doubt, figuring that she was maybe uncomfortable with a new person. But after she invited me for what was essentially a booty call, and still did nothing, I realized familiarity wasn't the problem -- it was our third time at that point, and she had called me over. Of course I was a gentleman and made sure she finished, but it wasn't very much fun.

Ah, it’s been a minute since we’ve had a good story from our resident sex god.

 

[wmheel1287]

He is such a smart and sneaky statesman.

 

[HandsonFire]

Ah, it’s been a minute since we’ve had a good story from our resident sex god.

My takeaway from this story is doesn’t matter had sex.

 

[dukeman92]

It will be no different than the agreement we have now. Just like everything else they do. Fuck it up, walk it back, claim victory. And the trumpanzees eat it up.