Going after Greenland | Trump mad king letter

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superrific said:
What the hell is a Denmark 5?
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A completely average-looking Dane, a.k.a. the hottest American you have ever seen.

In fairness, based on the Greenland videos I have seen recently, I think Denmark achieves such national hotness by shipping all the average-looking people to Greenland.
 
lawtig02 said:
How long dead?
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I'm not an expert in marlins. She did nothing. Just flopped on the bed. Totally sober, clearly aroused (physically at least), and inert. I gave her the benefit of the doubt, figuring that she was maybe uncomfortable with a new person. But after she invited me for what was essentially a booty call, and still did nothing, I realized familiarity wasn't the problem -- it was our third time at that point, and she had called me over. Of course I was a gentleman and made sure she finished, but it wasn't very much fun.
 
Calheel said:
A completely average-looking Dane, a.k.a. the hottest American you have ever seen.

In fairness, based on the Greenland videos I have seen recently, I think Denmark achieves such national hotness by shipping all the average-looking people to Greenland.
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The diet, exercise and higher standard of living go a long way. If you gave every American a good diet, had them bike and walk all day long, then provided stipends for nice apparel and self-care, we'd be hot too, with the benefit of more diversity. (My wife has worked for a danish company for a decade)
 
superrific said:
I'm not an expert in marlins. She did nothing. Just flopped on the bed. Totally sober, clearly aroused (physically at least), and inert. I gave her the benefit of the doubt, figuring that she was maybe uncomfortable with a new person. But after she invited me for what was essentially a booty call, and still did nothing, I realized familiarity wasn't the problem -- it was our third time at that point, and she had called me over. Of course I was a gentleman and made sure she finished, but it wasn't very much fun.
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This sounds like something Trump would say.
 
superrific said:
I'm not an expert in marlins. She did nothing. Just flopped on the bed. Totally sober, clearly aroused (physically at least), and inert. I gave her the benefit of the doubt, figuring that she was maybe uncomfortable with a new person. But after she invited me for what was essentially a booty call, and still did nothing, I realized familiarity wasn't the problem -- it was our third time at that point, and she had called me over. Of course I was a gentleman and made sure she finished, but it wasn't very much fun.
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Ah, it’s been a minute since we’ve had a good story from our resident sex god. 😆
 
Solution to the Greenland problem, via Occupy Democrats - this is a paraphrasing from memory: Solution to Greenland issue: Put St. Donald of Mar-a-Lagon in Airforce One. Fly him to Alaska. Somewhere with snow on the ground. Tell him he is in Greenland. Tell him it is all due to his great leadership. Tell him that everything for as far as the eye can see is AMERICA! Let him look around and kick the snow. Let him give a speech. Give him a trophy. Put him back on Air Force One. Fly back to Washington.
 
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