Iran Catch-All | IRAN WAR Two Week CEASEFIRE

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Great work, Trumpers!

And the key point is that Iran gets to continue controlling the Strait of Hormuz. That's a major defeat for the United States, and didn't exist before Trump started this stupid war. He's basically going to give Iran a major victory on that point just so he can walk away and end this disaster. And MAGAs will trumpet it all as some kind of victory for Dear Leader, including (probably) some Trumpers and bosiders on here.
 
Definitely confusion as to what had been agreed too.
Trump thinks just a ceasefire with negotiations and Iran thinks they have their demands met. If they got their demands met Trump just got himself and our country humiliated and abused.
 
Definitely confusion as to what had been agreed too.
Trump thinks just a ceasefire with negotiations and Iran thinks they have their demands met. If they got their demands met Trump just got himself and our country humiliated and abused.
Of course it's a cluster. Everything Trump is involved in is a cluster.
 
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so we surrendered?

The Guardian:

  • Donald Trump has pulled back on his threats to launch devastating strikes on Iran, less than two hours before a deadline he set for Tehran to capitulate or else a “whole civilization will die.” Trump said he was holding off on his threatened attacks on Iranian bridges, power plants and other civilian targets, subject to Tehran agreeing to a two-week ceasefire and reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, the waterway through which a fifth of the world’s oil is shipped during peacetime.
  • Iran’s Supreme National Security Council said it had conditionally accepted a two-week ceasefire if attacks agains Iran are halted.
  • Iran’s foreign minister said passage through the strait of Hormuz will be allowed for the next 2 weeks under Iranian military management.
  • Iranian state media said negotiations with the US would be held in Islamabad to finalise details of an agreement, with the aim of “confirming Iran’s battlefield achievements”. Talks will begin on Friday 10 April and may be extended, state media reported. State media also reported that talks with the US do not amount to the end of the war.
  • Pakistani prime minister Shebaz Sharif announced that Iran, the US and their allies agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere, including Lebanon. Sharif has been a key figure in attempting to reach a diplomatic solution between the two warring parties. In his statement, Sharif invited delegations to Islamabad on “Friday, 10th April 2026, to further negotiate for a conclusive agreement to settle all disputes.”
  • Trump said Iran had proposed a “workable” 10-point peace plan. According to Iranian state media, the ten-point proposal includes a number of conditions that the US has in the past rejected. Among them are controlled transit through strait of Hormuz coordinated with Iranian armed forces and withdrawal of all US forces from regional bases. The plan would also require the lifting of all primary and secondary sanctions, payment of full compensation to Iran and release of all frozen Iranian assets.
  • Iranian state media also said the 10-point plan for securing an end to the war would require Washington to accept its uranium enrichment program, a previous red line for the Trump administration.
  • Even as the ceasefire was proposed, missile alerts continued in the United Arab Emirates, Qatar and Israel.
 
so we surrendered?

The Guardian:

  • Donald Trump has pulled back on his threats to launch devastating strikes on Iran, less than two hours before a deadline he set for Tehran to capitulate or else a “whole civilization will die.” Trump said he was holding off on his threatened attacks on Iranian bridges, power plants and other civilian targets, subject to Tehran agreeing to a two-week ceasefire and reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, the waterway through which a fifth of the world’s oil is shipped during peacetime.
  • Iran’s Supreme National Security Council said it had conditionally accepted a two-week ceasefire if attacks agains Iran are halted.
  • Iran’s foreign minister said passage through the strait of Hormuz will be allowed for the next 2 weeks under Iranian military management.
  • Iranian state media said negotiations with the US would be held in Islamabad to finalise details of an agreement, with the aim of “confirming Iran’s battlefield achievements”. Talks will begin on Friday 10 April and may be extended, state media reported. State media also reported that talks with the US do not amount to the end of the war.
  • Pakistani prime minister Shebaz Sharif announced that Iran, the US and their allies agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere, including Lebanon. Sharif has been a key figure in attempting to reach a diplomatic solution between the two warring parties. In his statement, Sharif invited delegations to Islamabad on “Friday, 10th April 2026, to further negotiate for a conclusive agreement to settle all disputes.”
  • Trump said Iran had proposed a “workable” 10-point peace plan. According to Iranian state media, the ten-point proposal includes a number of conditions that the US has in the past rejected. Among them are controlled transit through strait of Hormuz coordinated with Iranian armed forces and withdrawal of all US forces from regional bases. The plan would also require the lifting of all primary and secondary sanctions, payment of full compensation to Iran and release of all frozen Iranian assets.
  • Iranian state media also said the 10-point plan for securing an end to the war would require Washington to accept its uranium enrichment program, a previous red line for the Trump administration.
  • Even as the ceasefire was proposed, missile alerts continued in the United Arab Emirates, Qatar and Israel.
Way to go Trump you fucking dumbass. Better than going to war but a total failure if Iran’s 10 point plan is agreed too. And I’m sure MAGA will say this is the greatest victory in American history.
 
So we ripped up the JCPOA because it was supposedly a terrible deal and what we've got instead is:

- More than a dozen dead Americans
- Expensive as fuck gas
- A toll on the Strait of Hormuz *paid in yuan*
- No more sanctions on Iran
- And Iran can enrich uranium

Way to go, Trump! So much winning!!
 
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