Is Trump dead?

He’s been photographed this morning on his way to golf. I suspect he’s being treated for something quite serious because attention is the man’s water; even a day without main character moments saps his life force. The bruises on the hands scream IV treatments for a man with terrible elbow veins - not uncommon. That said, regular IVs do speak to something likely chronic and quite troubling, if not acutely dangerous.
I read a doctor's take on trump's likely heart condition and the takeaway point was- look for a reduction in his golf schedule as evidence it's getting worse. Even with a cart, the movement and Florida heat and humidity will make golfing tougher as the condition deteriorates.
 
I'm worried about this being the start of a real zombie apocalypse. If the film version was sanitized as much as Idiocracy was, we may be whimpering our way to oblivion.
 
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