Is Trump dead?

[nycfan]

 

[Carolina Fever]

Well...fuck Jon Gruden.

 

[SmilingJack]

He’s been dead to me since the 1980s!

 

[HandsonFire]

Stroke? Bells Palsy? Referencing the photo with the cheek melting into his neck?

 

[SnoopRob]

Well...fuck Jon Gruden.

Metaphorically only, though.

 

[wmheel1287]

To me in those photos he just looks like a very out of shape old white man who is aging quickly and poorly.

 

[Rock]

So he hasn’t spoken a word to the press in over five days, correct?

 

[nycfan]

 

[wmheel1287]

Now this kind of thing does sort of stir the "what if" in my brain. We all know how reflexively defensive he is. Whatever he protests always has some truth to it it seems. Also, if he really did never feel better after having read the rumors, he would be in front of a camera somewhere methinks.

 

[1moretimeagain]

Gruden wearing the same thing he wore last weekend at Trump’s course. Must’ve played well and shares Roy’s clothing superstitions.

 

[Calheel]

To me in those photos he just looks like a very out of shape old white man who is aging quickly and poorly.

Enough about Gruden. What about Trump?

 

[nycfan]

Gruden wearing the same thing he wore last weekend at Trump’s course. Must’ve played well and shares Roy’s clothing superstitions.

——
As an aside, I largely enjoy this as a Newsom-inspired satire of Q-MAGA obsessing every time Biden wasn’t seen for a day or two (or even wilder the body double / clone / robot replacement rumors they shared).

But the Gruden timing thing and using shots of Trump golfing in a palm tree lined course supposedly in Virginia, while the White House has been claiming that Trump skipped his vacation this August to work harder for world peace (but coincidentally staying closer to Walter Reed) is certainly interesting enough that it should pique some genuine MSM interest.

 

[Zoo_View]

Now this kind of thing does sort of stir the "what if" in my brain. We all know how reflexively defensive he is. Whatever he protests always has some truth to it it seems. Also, if he really did never feel better after having read the rumors, he would be in front of a camera somewhere methinks.

And, that post would be LONG and bragging about how he shot 3 below par.

 

[nycfan]

Proof of life but he went to bed awfully early for a guy who often posts between midnight and 2 am …

 

[theel4life]

Proof of life but he went to bed awfully early for a guy who often posts between midnight and 2 am …

 

[NOVAHEEL13]

tweeting =/= alive

 

[CFordUNC]

I highly, highly doubt Trump is dead but I am highly highly confident he suffered a severe medical event within the last week.

 

[MOUNTAINH33L]

I highly, highly doubt Trump is dead but I am highly highly confident he suffered a severe medical event within the last week.

 

[WaynetheDrain]

Maybe he finally succumbed to his ear wound.

 

[nycfan]